She then got lost while trying to find her way back to her car, but eventually set her sights on finding water instead once that search reached its third day—around the time cops and firefighters began looking for her. It was then that her situation grew dire as she fractured her leg and tore her meniscus after…

Hawaii to do list:

Makes you wonder what they’re teaching at Harvard

It’s the middle of nowhere. Mt. Vernon has a population of 2,662 (as of 2010) and is located in Franklin County, which has a population of 10,605. Shit-For-Brains carried the county with about 85% of the vote.

Pop must be crying that he lost this guy. I'm ready to say kawhi is better than Kobe. I'm rooting for the raptors 

They blew him up in the press for not playing and I think that was it for Kawhi. And he’s a quiet dude so we didn’t hear a lot from his side. They fucked up.

ivesssapology is the new covfefe.

This isn’t even the most incredible article about ball fakes this week:

The disconnect between Kawhi’s frame of mind and that of the interviewer in the first video is subtle and fantastic.

He doesn’t seem like the kind of person to do things just to do things. Why would he grind his feet into his couch?

I had to watch it 10 times before I didn’t fall for it. And I knew it was coming. 

I KEEP TRYING TO CATCH IT

It’s either that or he enters the Keith Richards zone and lives to be a thousand.

“I don’t know, Dennis. What did the five fingers say to the face?”

This comment has had me alternating between laughing and crying for the past few minutes. 

Doubtful... when watching porn, do you search for things that you actually do?

Maybe just “clap”, because... uh... nevermind

“Miss, we found this old man wandering around the food court inappropriately touching himself and he had your name and address on a bracelet.”

Personally, I think it’s extremely good and not horrifically scary that our country is run by a grotesque cabal of sundowning racist grandpas.

this is not even the most popular gif of Alex Len in warmups