I got to see him play the Syracuse Mets the other night. Boy is thicc.

I see Vlad Sr. isn’t just a HOF player, but a HOF dad.

What a touching tweet from Vlad to his son. Really puts into perspective how little my own worthless progeny have accomplished in their lives. I mean, sure, they’re 7 and 9, but still...

This is classic Fleury though. This is the Fleury that left Pittsburgh and really didn’t show up much last year (to his benefit.) This the Fleury that watched the Flyers destroy a better Pittsburgh team quickly because they played rough and Sidney and the boys in front of Fleury let it get them off of their game.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

As a guy following the Caps since the early 80s... You can’t conjure up the “Bad Ole Days” anymore. It’s gone. This team exorcised those demons last year and from here until I die it’s all gravy. Not really sure how to explain it, but if they go down in G7, I’ll tip my cap to a solid Canes squad and move the fuck on. 

Bryce Harper is a self absorbed asshole, huh? I can’t say I saw that one coming.

the Caps also have a nightmarish history of Game 7s in D.C., with brutal losses over the last decade to the likes of Pittsburgh, New York, and Montreal. (Not even last year’s Cup has erased the memories of those games; Caps fans probably had atavistic reactions to mentions of those opponents, and don’t need me to…

Fuck, it’s Orlando even. This might be the 3rd or 4th mascot fight he has broken up today.

RUN AWAAAAAY

You mean... rabbit punches?

That was quite a hare-raising experience.

Lots of cheap punches to the back of the head, but I guess that’s what they do.

My wife saw this video playing over my shoulder, watched for a little bit, and said “I assume this is happening in Florida?”

It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF

My wife yesterday after the Leafs were up in the first - “Why are you never happy when you watch them?”

Someone Photoshop parachute pants on him RIGHT NOW!

As far as the other game 7 forced yesterday goes, Auston Matthews issued a guarantee to Maple Leafs fans that, even if they do beat the Bruins in game 7, rest assured they’ll still go on to lose in heartbreaking fashion in a later round. 

the GIF potential tho >>>>