He and Trump are the Two Spideys meme.

Someone missed the part where you’re supposed to wait until after you’re president to have all your crimes come to light.

I have so many questions...

“...he could serve up to 382 years in prison.”

Super impressive just how much of a dumbfuck Avenatti is. His “schemes” mainly consist of wearing a big ass sign around his neck that reads “DOING CRIMES LOL”. 

@MichaelAvenatti is one of two accounts that has me blocked on Twitter. The other?

Oh, I got Bench Guy all the way. Everyone knows Hold ‘Em Back Guy is all show. Bench Guy is NOT messing around.

So, why exactly am I supposed to think Embiid is some lovable goof? Because he seems like a dick.

You mean this place?

This is sort of the reverse sequence of the time when a kid beat me up in 3rd grade, and my older brother found out about it and went after that kid’s older brother, and that older brother beat the shit out of my older brother.

that is one thign. a lot of women are conditioned not to hurt guys. your mindset was correct. its funny, in karate training, my teacher noted i didnt follow up a lot, because i come from a background that discourages hurting people(family, religious) but this is for your life and against grievous injury, and you need…

LOL no. Testosterone is a hell of a drug and has a very significant impact on the body’s ability to put on muscle mass. 

Fuck that, life would be less terrifying for women if the men who did this just STOPPED.  And the other men who stand around and let them started HELPING them stop.  I mean, being strong is great and all, but it isn’t on you or me or anyone else to be responsible for other people’s shitty choices in life.

Oh no doubt - I was just referring to the assumed trauma of you having to commit a violent act; I’m 100% ok with it, fuck that guy forever.

 

I have no qualms about likely permanently blinding him - frankly I would’ve murdered him if I could have. You try to rape someone, I find it entirely justified for the victim to try to kill her (or his) assailant in self defense.. it is no less than they deserve. The disgusting thing here in Canada though is that if a…

I told me daughter firmly that if anyone ever touches her, in public, at school, wherever, kick him in the nuts with all your strength. I told her I’d back her up.

Eyes, throat, genitals (in your preferred order).

People have a huge aversion to this, but if you're being attacked and in danger of serious bodily harm, put your hand on your attacker's face and plunge your thumb in his eye. Not gently. Aim to smash it like a grape and touch brain/grab his skull from the inside.

I agree with fight dirty, I disagree with telling women to go for the nutshot. Men are really good about doing the hip-swivel or thigh clench needed to dodge or deflect a nutshot, because we’ve been doing it our whole lives.

Her legs look like she could kick the head clean off my shoulders.