I pretty much see this trade as confirmation that Tavares will end up in San Jose. Sigh.

Infinitely worse. I can’t even watch this Simpsons episode without feeling queasy:

“the crummy and forgettable Toronto Blue Jays”

Do we have concussion spotters in the CFL?

The immense passive aggressiveness of this comment is impressive.

Jesus Christ, his pecs look like my pre-reduction breasts...

Yes! I saw it coming so I was covering my eyes, but I still HEARD it. 😦

“Old Boy” always makes me think of “Visitor Q”, which is nowhere near as good as “Old Boy” but has that same...um, theme, I suppose. Both movies fucked me up big time, lol.

Hopefully the Great North American Continental War of 1812 - erm, 2018, will be finished by then so we can actually hold this joint World Cup together. Or maybe it’ll be like Christmas in the trenches, when they temporarily put hostilities aside. Either way, despite myself, I will absolutely try to buy tickets for any…

“Animals, specifically our pets, didn’t sign up for any of this bullshit.”

I truly appreciate this, thank you!

You didn’t ask me, & you might have already read it, but this book legit scared me, so I’m recommending it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Head_Full_of_Ghosts

I was fine after “Blair Witch”, because I didn’t get the significance of the dude standing in the corner. When I casually mentioned it to my friend afterwards he reminded me about the whole “she makes the one stand in the corner” part, and THEN I was MESSSSSED UUUUUUP. I’m STILL afraid to look at the corners of my…

I DID see the bird part, now that you mention it. I must have blocked it out 😦I’ll have to make sure to cover my eyes whenever I see a bird...

“my ass was puckered tighter than a clove hitch”

Oh cool, thank you! Now I can go see it. Bring on the (human) carnage!!! lol

OK, seasoned horror fan here. The only thing stopping me from seeing this is the fear that with a family dynamic horror movie like this, there’s usually animal stuff. I can watch people fuck each other up no problem, but I cannot deal with animal scenes (I know they’re fake, I don’t care). Keeping it spoiler free,…

OMG I feel like we finally made it, Toronto has its own pooper, too! And it’s not just the Leafs shitting the bed this time! https://twitter.com/blogTO/status/1004411367678468098?s=19

She’s probably trying to kick the little bit of Canadian out of him.