Not a Canadian thing, no. *hurp*

This postseason has had a few of these crazy saves - Holtby, Andersen, MAF, I THINK Vasilevsky...someone (not me) needs to put a compilation together after the final.

“It’s federal law!!! We also accept Facebook.”

I’m consistently amazed at the number of people who’ve seemingly never heard of back scrubbers. You can get them at the dollar store, people, come on.

🎵Ooh baby I like it raaawww🎵

I BEG of you, PLEASE no more Barstool posts. The comments on these posts are always inundated with horrible people who insist they never have or never will read Deadspin but are here anyway, giving you tons of clicks and shitting their terrible grammar, racist bullshit, and misogyny all over the place. If I wanted to…

I’m happy the Jets are done, I’m dying at hockey Twitter losing its shit...the whole thing is both hilarious and a great story. I used this gif before to express my opinion of the whole thing, but it still applies, even more so now:

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Laurel. I’ve listened to several “let’s break it down” videos of this and it’s ALWAYS laurel. And the dress is white & gold & the shoes are grey & mint green.

I’m so torn. I want Boston to beat the Cavs because the Cavs beat the Raptors so I want them to go down (I don’t subscribe to that “you want to be beaten by the best team” thing; I subscribe to REVENGE, even if it’s revenge by proxy) but it also just shows what the Raps SHOULD have done, what they COULD have done, but…

It’s Torontonians, yes. And while many people like to ignore the very real systemic racism, sexism, etc. in this country, I’d still rather be nowhere else, and I appreciate Casey’s letter. He’s a class act.

OK, then. BURN IT ALL DOWN. LET’S GO VEGAS.

No.

As with everything in life, blame Justin Timberlake.

Sure, but it was a really good smoothie.

They will get murdered by Winnipeg, which is just another reason I’m hoping the Preds can come back. Which they won’t, so yeah, sadly we won’t see Vegas in the final. But man, do I ever want them there.

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I wonder which woman will be scapegoated this time.