You know damn well that if Russia wins, they’ll be all “We’re the greatest hockey nation in the world!!!” etc. with zero acknowledgment of the fact that when it’s best on best they never even make the gold medal game, and MAN that grinds my gears. Everyone else will know it’s a gold with an asterisk, but they’ll…

The men’s team, no, but the women’s team, yes.

McMorris damn near died a year ago and now he’s a two-time Olympic bronze medallist. Nicccccce.

I just checked the schedule & it looks like they won’t meet. Which is probably for the best.

“unashamably”

As I learned in a post from earlier this week, we Canadians will be shat upon when we scoff at these supposedly chilly temps, so be warned (but OMG THIS IS SO NOT COLD, JFC...)

I would have preferred Schenn ripping off Landeskog’s shirt, but I’ll take it.

I was too busy thinking about his thigh (...) to even notice that part. Yiiiikes. How is this guy even alive...

That’s the best kind of buffoonery!

I thought he just slipped, but he tripped over a rock. And then fell ON the rock, and fuuuuuuck, that’s gotta hurt like a BITCH...

I cannot let this comment pass without asking who your friend is, and who the other people at your table were.

They pretty much treated him like shit from day one, didn’t they? Seems like they decided pretty quickly that he was the scapegoat. Or is he truly a total asshole & this is an appropriate move? Whatever, hopefully the Cavs stay at some level of disarray & the Raps actually have a shot to get past them for once.

Yep, same reaction over here upon reading the headline.

Marchand is a great hockey player. Shouldn’t pull the shit he does, but he’s a star. Burrows, on the other hand, wore out his usefulness 10 years ago.

This guy is a giant piece of shit & always has been. Maybe we’ll get lucky and this will convince him he doesn’t belong in this league.

Using #BlackHistoryMonth2018 was particularly inspired.

They honk?

Their fans are here, speaking in Trumpese and complaining about political correctness. I’m shocked I’ve yet to see a rape threat.

OMG THE ARROGANT WORMS... great, now I’m gonna go spend 6 hours on YouTube...and now I see they labelled it incorrectly, but I’m still gonna spend 6 hours on YouTube listening to The Arrogant Worms...

The rest of the country hates Toronto, but many are Raptors & Jays fans. Being a pretty immature person, I’m always “Fuck off & get your own franchise, you Ontario hating BUMS!” but in my rarer, mature moments, I understand & appreciate it.