I wonder if they mean length or girth. Why don’t people provide DETAILS when publicly discussing other people’s junk???

Bless your heart.

And Ben Affleck, as Drew stated, yes. Marky Mark & Ben Affleck going the frick away is something every sane person should agree on.

He’ll blame Janet. Maybe Britney.

Yeah, smelling salts. I’ve never seen it in a cup like that, I’ve only ever seen it in those little breakable tubes like so:

Fucking hell, I genuinely thought he was pulling a “this smells funny, taste this” until I realized what was actually happening. It does make sense that Brady would have a food tester, though.

I get “Oooooooh, go for it! Go for it!” stuck in my head at least twice a week.

When I saw that the most recent pics were from 2017 I figured this was going to have a happy ending. Honestly my chest feels heavy just thinking about it. :(

That was a rollercoaster of a read. Wow. :(

You got a real Matt-Stone-from-Orgazmo (sans mullet) thing going on in that thumbnail, Drew.

At least we got this out of the whole shamozzle (sp?):

IF THEY TOUCH OUR DERMOTT THEY DIE...

Then there’s the other end of the scale, where you perhaps look at a goalie or breathe near him, and they call it off. Leafs have had several phantom interference calls against us this year, which has been just super.

0/10, did not laugh.

Damn. McSensitive.

“or Peter Dinklage abducted a school bus of kids?”

My first thought when I read it was “We need that printed on a t-shirt.” My second thought, of course, was that no, we need it printed on a bad polo shirt.

Yeesh, that statement. I understand being pissed, but have some dignity...