“shortstop-cum-top“

If you’re a Toronto sports fan, you already know where this is going. Encarnacion gonna pull a Kessel. Guaranteed. #killme

“gonefrom being endearingly unruly to actively dangerous”

Uncle Leo!

Al, you do NOT want to fuck around with the pancreas. Other organs, OK, maybe, but NOT the pancreas.

Svetlana’s a shoo-in for the “Leave it to Beaver” remake.

“Also, your comment makes it sound like you expect all women to own and use guns in order to function as normal human beings. THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.”

“Everytime?”

So, so, many. The most dangerous time for a woman who’s in an abusive relationship is when she leaves her partner.

All these supporters... It’s similar to how some men say having a daughter woke them up to women’s rights/issues; it shouldn’t take that for you to recognize or respect that kind of thing. Same with this. If any of these supporters’ children were Sandusky’s victims, would they care THEN? Not the best analogy, but…

So many affected...

This gif is everything.

“I want championships vacated.”

“Thismay very well be another case of Canada losing its mind over a talented player only to spit them out later.”

Would still watch.

I hope I don’t have to scroll down too far to see a Shirling video...

I have no idea why I have a soft spot for the Astros, but I do. So, this is good, yes? Team Astros for the WS.

“essential irrelevance”