Now I have to go watch SCTV for 10 hours straight...

FUCK OFF, TOM.

I’ve been singing “I once got sleepy in a Burger King drive-thru” since reading this article. No signs of this earworm abating any time soon.

I was wondering the same thing. Ticats are being absolutely roasted on Twitter, but other than that I haven’t heard anything about any actual plans for action. I would imagine it’s coming, though. Keeping my ears open (and yes, bring your matches. I’ve got one of those BBQ lighters, but it’s kind of old).

As a Hamiltonian and a woman, I’m so happy my hometown team has hired Art Briles. This is really great news. Excuse me while I run over to Tim Hortons Field & light a few fires...

I get so frustrated by the number of articles like this on Deadspin (because it happens in the 1st place, not because Deadspin’s reporting on it, obviously) yet I rarely comment because yes, not only are we on guard every day in general, but we also have to be on guard about complaining about how we’re treated, so…

Someone keep an eye on my bindle, please.

This is true. Part of my job is transcribing interviews and I do it via google talk, and I cannot tell you how many times “about” turns into “ a boat” or just “boat”. I laughed the first few times, now it’s just irritating & seems like more work...

I keep meaning to put hot dogs in my KD for old times sake, but I haven’t yet. I wonder if it will be as deliciously amazing as it was when I was a kid?

Southeastern Ontarian here - what do YOU call pencil crayons? I didn’t know we had such a divide IN OUR OWN PROVINCE...

Ranch seems to be more of an American thing. My American friends can’t seem to stay away from that shit. Ugh. But ketchup chips? Oh hell, yes. When I die, bury me in a sea of ketchup chips, please.

SNOW MEXICANS......

You guys don’t have freezies?! I just had a red one today. Well, parts of it; the dog ate over half of it. ETA: I mean yes, you have them, but they’re not called freezies, I see your other comments, lol.

I’m riiiiight there at the bottom of Ontario & I’ve never heard it called “soccer baseball” in my life. Maritimes probably calls it “Didya kick’er there, by?”.

I can’t believe it took this much scrolling for me to FINALLY see some sort of comment like this(ssssssssssssssss).

I keep rewatching it so I can pretend he keeps getting hit.

Haven’t scrolled through all the comments yet so forgive me if this has already been said, and it probably has since it seems so obvious, but there should be a Roenick/Schilling FOX sports show, yes? Roenick has also commented on Marshawn Lynch and Kevin Durant this week, and surprise, not in a positive manner. Why…

Yeah, like I say, he sucks, but not like Carapazza & Hernandez suck. They’re on a higher plain of suckitude.

My mistake, one of THREE umps who always have a hate-on for the Jays. How could I forget good ol’ Vic. There’s also Toby Basner. All three suck, but Hernandez & Carapazza suck worse than anyone.

One of two refs (umps, I mean umps. I’ve literally been dreaming about hockey lately so forgive me) who always has a hate-on for the Jays. Can’t remember the other guy’s name off the top of my head, I just recognize the eye twitches when I see him or his wife’s tweets.