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“doesn’t have gold-leaf anything”

If you start a gofundme or kickstarter I’m in. But you have to open a chain of FIIFs so I can eat there.

Oh man. This would get me anyway, but I’ve had a REALLY emotional few weeks, so now I’m pretty much ugly crying at this...

I saw that earlier and died laughing. Talking about your “terrific” day at a “wonderful” golf tourney is the equivalent of the “Actually, my wife is super hot and has sex with me every night” internet guy.

Me too, it should have happened long ago. It’s hard to be the worst sports journalist in Toronto, but he manages it.

And as per Canadian law Gretz was shown on camera almost as much as the athlete actually competing.

I mean I guess, since he won this time, but people getting whacked in the face is still pretty great.

I love any chance to own Simmons. I hate that this makes it look like it’s been on Kessel’s mind in any way. But still, ownage = great, which is the most important thing.

Hot dogs > whatever the hell Messier did with it.

I left a job once and the person who replaced me ended up being fired about a year later. I didn’t face any repercussions because had left long ago and was no longer working there. There have been other times I’ve applied for jobs and didn’t get them. I’ve never gotten into any trouble for any mistakes the people who

Awwwww, Sandra 🙁

I was at a party during the Leafs’ ‘93 playoff run (ROT IN HELL, KERRY FRASER) and a group of guys were gathered around the TV. I went over to watch a few minutes and they asked me what the hell I thought I was doing, it’s hockey, you know, why are you pretending to like hockey? One guy even gave me the ‘Name even

*reads headline* I guarantee this is Simmons...yep, there it is. He’s not just a hack, he’s a hack who writes for The Sun, which is inaccurately described as a “newspaper”.

So strange. I’ve seen/heard people speculating about Phelps and PEDs for years.

You’ve never heard that talk about Phelps???

I was wondering if Andre DeGrasse wasn’t in this one because once again Bolt refused to let him race, but DeGrasse is injured. Too bad, would have loved to have seen that.

I was a teenager working in a restaurant when Joe Carter hit the World Series winning homer in ‘93. There were Jays fans in the restaurant who’d left the game early. I vowed that day that no matter the score, no matter the sport, NEVER leave a game early.

There had only been two in 40 years of Jays history. Now there are two in one week by one guy. Incredible. 😃

Right?! It’s SO gross! But PEOPLE LOVE IT. And I do get it - I like the smell, with the spices on the rim &, all that, but the TASTE? FUCK no.