Hoo boy, went to bed with 7 minutes left, woke up this morning to a HUGE SHIT SHOW. WOW. What a tricky call. I agree Nurse was pushing Kesler into Talbot & had a pretty damn good hold on him, but Kesler WAS holding Talbot’s pad, even if it was by holding his stick UNDER the pad. Plus, it’s Kesler, so automatically…

That was my first thought. It’s still the main thing I took from all of this.

“and should maybe listen to what black people are saying instead of getting defensive.”

Still can’t believe this guy wasn’t the answer for the Habs:

The girl’s team isn’t much better...

Yeah, when the commentators started saying Chris Neil might be the answer, you knew Sens were probably screwed.

Rangers came out flying in game 3 & haven’t stopped. There was a hit on Karlsson last night where he sort of got up, adjusted his helmet, kind of looked around a bit, then dragged himself to the bench. That’s kind of how the entire team has looked for two games straight.

Yep. One of the few people who make twitter worthwhile, lol.

I meant to ask him in for pie, I don’t know what happened!

“She was assigned to a position outside of athletics the next day.”

“’large circular blood mark’ on each of his feet”

It really is incredible. It’s like he’s entered into a shitbag competition and being the competitive guy he is, he’s gonna win, by gum. 

And then after winning another Cup, he decimates Beagle in Mario Kart to add insult to injury. We, the fans, even those of us who are fans of other teams, DESERVE this.

You’re doing great work here today, KinjaNinja.

Ovechkin is an amazing, amazing hockey player. Hot take, I know. But he just isn’t the leader this team needs. He’s shown again & again that when it counts - Olympics, NHL, WCH, etc - he doesn’t have that ability that real leaders do to put the team on his back & find a way. He never has. That’s not really all on him,…

Did someone mention Kesler? OBLIGATORY:

+1000s of shitapillars.

Subban. He does have a tendency to be a bit theatrical, God love him.

#notallprograms