Oh yes, I remember. Certain types of athletes live for that kind of stuff. He’s one of them, heh.

Just pictured one of Gaborik’s teammates screaming “Slovakian Rocket, I’m open!!!”

Which is why most Leaf fans weren’t sad to see him go. Well, mostly it was because of his contract, but also because most of us recognized his nickname “pylon” wasn’t really undeserved. I mean, I wish him well and all that, but I was more than OK seeing him go.

Rangers came out flying and never stopped. Outskate Sens & get a bit of luck & they can take this series. Sens will probably win in 6, though.

I remember someone here asked why so many comment threads turn into old Simpsons references jamborees. We all know why - Simpsons was the BEST for years - but I don’t even care WHY. I’m just happy it does. +1 brewery tour

Sox & Os, Caps & Pens - this is quite a week for beefs. I’m just happy none of my teams are involved, although knowing Duquette he probably blames Bautista for all of this.

“hater’s choice” LOL

Who am I supposed to hate more, Orioles or Red Sox? I THINK I hate the Orioles more, but people generally seem to hate the Sox, so I’m not sure.

Good topic to email to Drew for next week’s post. The suggestions would be amazing. The VERY FIRST thing that popped into my head was Paul Anka, “Having my Baby”, in keeping with the whole conception theme.

OK I can’t get it out of my head so I’m gonna put it out there: there is a TV show, probably animated, where there’s a “Beef and ____” restaurant. I can’t remember the show nor the 2nd part of the name so I can’t remember it, but it keeps spinning around up there so does ANYONE know what show I’m talking about?…

Not sure there’s a better song than Brick to kill the mood *crying*

......office pancake machine......??? I don’t know whether to scoff or just admit that I’m so freakin’ jealous.

BIG pancakes in theory (LOOK AT ALL THAT PANCAKE OMG) but small in practice. By the time I get to the middle of the big pancake it’s soggy and cool. Small pancakes don’t allow for that. Team Small.

“[Napoli] said I smell good,” McCullers said. “I said, ‘I got some new cologne. Do you want to come smell it? You can smell it.’ That was as it.”

World Junior gold and 1 World Championship as far as I can remember and last fall’s WCH. I was thinking of this last night - if he’s done, he’s had a hell of a career. Still, I really hope he’s not done. Shitty way to go :/

Won’t be surprised if his career is done, with his history. Ovi finally got his man.

Guess we know why Caps dressed 7 D.

“progressive snatch pulls”

JFC. I am DYING...

I can’t take anyone involved seriously. I admit to enjoying the shadenfreude a bit too much.