I like your mom.

Oh god, thank you for this. Never EVER gets old *crying*

I wondered to myself...if I’d see this comment.

Really! I always assumed they’re much younger. But like I say, I wasn’t 100% sure what category I’M in, so I’m not really one to trust, lol.

You’re in luck; it’s real!

Yeah, my parents are baby boomers, and I’m Gen X (I think? I’m almost 42. I think that’s Gen X. I DO know that I’m nowhere NEAR a millennial...)

I’m assuming someone’s already hard at work on a gif of that hand & tongue thing? Cause I’m gonna need that.

“a 9 to 5 job where I get treated like a human, at this point.”

It kind of freaks me out how quickly Brad Pitt dropped the way he’d been dressing since being with Angelina and went straight to preppy guy. I know he’s always had the rep of dressing like the women he’s with, but it’s like he went through some sort of divorce car wash.

I had NO idea that Devin Sawa is Canadian. Do we HAVE to claim him? Isn’t he an abuser?

Pleeeeease get Trudeau to beat the piss outta O’Leary. I am so on board with this.

#Lonestargrit

That’s awful. :(

I’d make a joke about finding out Gudas’ sister was pregnant, but nah, that was too fucking scary :( Can’t help but think of Craig Cunningham, Juri Fischer, etc. Hopefully he’s just dehydrated or something.

He dove RIGHT into liberals and safe spaces (and maybe snowflakes, I can’t remember) in his second comment - went straight from defending rape to YOU GAD DANG LIBTARDS! - so it would seem you might be on to something here.

“two women’s medals for Canada in a single championships, which is the first time that has ever happened in program history.”

+1 Dunst

Can’t tell if he’s mortified or thrilled to be dragged into this three-way.

This was one reason for the change in scoring. It became ridiculously obvious that scoring had crossed that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish supervillany.  

I had no idea Brad Pitt was related to Zach Braff.