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Drew absolutely needs to use this as his profile pic on everything.

I actually gasped. Holy shit. LOL

R.I.P. Country Mac 😔

“there was a lookout at the door watching for coaches not to come.”

Why are you like this.

That’s what I was thinking - those late jabs on the ice look like they could have done some damage, & therefore maybe that’s where the blood came from.

Have you ever seen any of his interviews with Cabbie (Canadian sports reporter) on youtube? He’s not really a reporter; he does *cough* “funny” spots with athletes. Some actually do turn out pretty great, and Chris Stewart’s is one of them.

I enjoy this, thank you.

Stewart left him, bleeding, or Stewart left him bleeding? I’m not trying to make a punctuation argument here, I’m legit trying to figure out who was bleeding, because even though Stewart went down, it looked like the blood was to his left, under Wilson, meaning Wilson was the one bleeding. I only care this much

*hikes up pants, adjusts pipe* Back in my day, you pulled shit in the handshake line-up all the time. Either high-fiving the other girl’s hand just a tiny bit too hard, or, most of the time, just avoid the hand, like our friend Haley here. Almost always accompanied with “bad game, bad game, bad game”, etc. Douchey,

1. I hope his oh so pretty face is OK.

This is what I was coming here to say. This could be a blessing in disguise.

We should all aspire to be the Sage we know we can be.

I would join this league. Gotta get an Ontario team together. Then a Canadian team. I will FINALLY have my chance to be an Olympian!

Went to the CWHL All-Star Game last month & it was incredible. Of course, they were all mostly big names from the Olympics since it was the All Stars, but still, it was so much fun, and the talent was crazy. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a faster skater in women’s hockey than Meaghan Mikkelson.

Lots of trash talk directed at Stroman from Puerto Rican fans, because he once said he’d like to play for Puerto Rico since his mom’s Puerto Rican, but of course he ended up playing for the U.S. and some people were REEEEEEEALLY unhappy with it. Lots of “traitor” and what I was told translated as “shit on your mother”

Starring for “taint massage”.

That almost happened last night, but it was just a bit of face washing & hugging. And yes, as a Leaf fan, I got pretty excited...