“can you really think of us rotating around the sun, and all planets align, rotating in specific dates”

One of my cats lives with my mom. She’s disabled and weighs about 6 pounds soaking wet (um, cat, not mom). Mom’s dog is around 100 pounds. I don’t need to tell you who, between the 6 pound disabled cat & the 100 pound dog, runs the house, heh.

I love dogs - my mom’s dog is a black lab/border collie mix and he’s adorable & funny as hell - but they just don’t have that “I love you but I don’t quite trust you” aspect to them that cats have. I don’t know WHY I respond more to that than the loyalty and devotion of dogs, but I do, lol.

That gives me an excuse to post this pic. First time I saw it I really did cry, lol.

My cat Molly (RIP) was the absolute SWEETEST cat you’ve ever met or will ever meet, but when it came to mice she was fucking SADISTIC. She would toy with it for hours, then plunk it in her water dish and let it drown. I woke up to mice in the water dish at least 3 times a week. Cats are so goddamn weird (which is why…

Hard to pick a favourite, but I think I’d go with “I just saw you retweet Fox News” because it’s so simple. Because even the simple, really really obvious hypocrisy is beyond comprehension for these people.

Totally. THEY made the little bugger famous, not us! But even as a Leaf fan I laughed pretty damn hard. They’re ruthless in Dallas.

So guys, did Bobby Ryan do this before or what? It’s unclear.

Yeah, I was gonna say - that whole polite thing does a 180° when hockey’s involved.

As a non penis-haver, I am intrigued by this and am enjoying the thought and, let’s just say it, the science being put into the responses.

That’s how it was in our house, too. Most were from Santa, but one or two were from mom & dad. My mom also kept up the traditional long after I stopped believing in Santa, lol.

Just checking that I’m not the only one who misread this as “cut off his own foot”.

Except the Dallas Stars. Their social media team is better than most actual hockey teams (and certainly better than the Dallas Stars).

I scrolled through hashtags last night and yes, it seems many people agree with you. I can’t skate that well, so reffing’s out, but where can I find a job where no matter how shitty I perform, I’ll never get fired? (there’s a Trump joke in there somewhere). Because that seems like a pretty sweet deal.

Here you are:

Agreed. We need to screengrab this as proof for the inevitable competency to stand trial evaluation.

Ahhhhhhh. It does. Thank you.

I saw a few tweets that basically said they assumed Leaf fans were just being homers bitching about the refs until they saw it. When fans of other teams, especially other Canadian teams, agree that the Leafs got the shaft on that play, you KNOW it’s legit, lol. Reffing has been really bad this year. NHL needs a ref…

Totally agree. It was such a bullshit move & he absolutely knew what he was doing. Vermette’s slash was nowhere near as brutal as Wideman’s hit, but they really need to bring the hammer down hard on these idiots. Except Dean Morton who can ROT IN HELL AS FAR AS I’M- sorry, sorry. Ignore.