Lots of brain farts lately. Minimum 10 games. I don’t know it’ll make to 2o games like Wideman, but I wouldn’t be surprised. Yeah, bloody fist fights are fine (arguable) but with each other. You DON’T touch the refs. Even if they call a ridiculous penalty shot against your team when HOLY SHIT HOW WAS THAT EVEN CLOSE…

“Is there some way he can do well, but the Habs are embarassingly incompetent? That would be my preference...”

It’s about goddamn time. I don’t like the Habs, but I LOATHE Therrien & he should have been gone a LONG time ago. I couldn’t understand why they kept him around for so long except that it was some sort of Begevin saving face thing. I dunno, I’m just glad he’s gone & will be very surprised if he ends up behind an NHL…

What kind of MONSTER doesn’t wrap Christmas gifts?!?!?! I’ve never heard such a thing! Part of the joy is tearing through the packaging to get to the joy inside. MONSTERS, I SAY!

I love what you wrote here, but I can’t give a star because you included the Sens. But know that I gave you a star in my heart.

The only one I love more than O Canada is La Marseillaise. GODDAMN that anthem gets me pumped up. I wanna go charging across a field with my sword held up high whenever I hear it.

Fatima! I love her (well, her story. You know what I mean). Great story, & great work by Peter Bondra.

“and Alberta has been sulky ever since.”

Part of the test on the fur trade:

I don’t like celebrating people’s daths (typo I’m leaving in cause I kinda like it), even people I don’t like. But somehow this bit of news put a slight smile on my face and a quiet “Oh well!” in my heart. Am I a bad person? I’m OK with being a bad person, I just need an objective opinion...

Definitely much more fun to think he did. Poor guy has lots of time for it now (though he seems to spend most of his time stalking 19 year olds on Instagram).

“I had no intention of doing that. My stick gets caught.”

I forgot about the Tootoo one. I remember now though that Tootoo wwnt after him afterwards, but Burrows wouldn’t fight. Some other Canuck went in instead. Shocking.

People (well, Canucks fans) were taunting O’Sullivan last night on Twitter. Basically saying he’s just jealous of Burrows because Burrows is still playing, telling him to get over it, etc. Actually, Canucks fans were in a lot of threads about the Nyquist hit, too, saying that if he’d hit a Canuck there’d be no…

Did he manage to bite anyone or taunt them about their abusive childhood? Make fun of any dead guys?

That apology seems very genuine and in no way dripping with sarcasm.

I expected it to be much higher, too. It’s kind of odd, I guess, to see $2 million & think “That’s it?”

I wonder if one of the Deadspin men wrote this would SkippySkip up there call them a “vapid cunt”?

I don’t know WHY animals love cardboard boxes so much, I’m just very very happy they do.

“He may have a problem with alcohol, we don’t know.”