And she’s from “Painesville”. There’s something magical going on here.

“If not, why did you waste anyone’s time writing about something so absolutely inconsequential?” David, love, you just wrote a 3 page essay on why you don’t like others telling others what to think.

Rumpus Room Revolution - sounds like a video game, is really a shadow presidency with Uncle Joe. You are absolutely on to something here.

Grizzly Spice for DeVos. Works in several ways. Bannon can be Nazi Spice. Or Schlub Spice, if you don’t want to go with nazi.

I would say I’m surprised about the MDMA, but then I remembered how big of a music festival guy he is, haha.

Right? Feigning concern while actually being really fucking ignorant, about mental health and just in general - such a great look for a “professional” organization.

“The Baffler”

Pretty sure I’ve said this before but I don’t care - goddamn I love your username.

It’s almost like they want to keep people poor and stupid. Especially stupid. And I just can’t imagine why...hmm...

I’m one of those Canadians - I come here for the comments, mostly, because I’m mainly interested in hockey and we, you know, kind of have a lot of hockey coverage up here, but the comments are mostly just Canadians insulting each other. I can’t get the funny shit like I can here. Don’t make me leave, please.

Holy shit. Last time I PAID to go to a Leafs game was over 10 years ago & we paid around $50 each to STAND behind the very last row of seats. Sat on the concrete floor during intermission. Last time I WENT to a Leafs game was 4 years ago, when a friend got 2 tix from his work. He works for a very big, well-known,…

I’m from Hamilton and I’ve never understood why Hamilton would even be a consideration. We have the arena, we have the hockey fans, but it’s pretty hardcore Leafs territory. People have talked about it for years like it’s an actual possibility, but I can’t see it.

You make a very good point.

That’s the thing, Edmonton & Calgary have each other. Vancouver needs a rival it can call its very own.

I love me some Timmies coffee, and nothing beats timbits & doughnuts, but their foray into anything cooked beyond toasting a bagel is a waste, IMO. I’ve never liked any of their “food” food.

Wait, yeah, why aren’t there any Timmies in Florida when Florida is lousy with old Canadians?!

I think that’s a great idea - give the Canucks a legitimate geographical rival.

Leafs TOTALLY won that series, Reimer won the Vezina, and we were THISCLOSE to winning it all - Hawks squeaked one out, got lucky. Sorry for the spoilers, but you can celebrate now!

This is what I came here for.