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Fabian Knockwurst
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i suspect that if i don’t currently drink a lot of ‘beer’ that i can’t personally boycott these clueless twits’ sponsors..?

Various corporations have been seeing pressure to behave less unethically of late, (Microsoft, Google, American Airlines, ...), some intrepid reporter should investigate why this hasn’t happened with Twitter. It’s a very easy case to make that Twitter is compliant with spreading false and overtly injurious propaganda

Beware! He’s already nicely fulfilled “fool me once” the next time it’s on us. Probably safest to just assume that since he’s a republican he cannot have the positive interests of the public in mind.

With this action, it’s clearly time to call for trump’s resignation. yes yes, of course, he -won’t-, and of course the republicans will ignore all calls for decency and sanity; but when children and babies are being stolen from their parents on an institutional scale, then resignation must be called for whether it’s

This is self-satire by way of a retread, right? (“well more like a parody rerun, perhaps” “On the irony of snack foods.” “But wait, what if one recasts the role of the container as the council of Nicaea and the sheet of paper as Christ?”)

Given that Stephen Miller grew up in a (supposedly liberal) Jewish family it’s quite the shock that he’s revealed himself to be the reincarnation of Adolf Eichmann.

Name me any medical condition and one could construct a ‘legally’ viable way it was preexisting. (“hah - I got hit by lightening!” yes, and you chose to live an area known to have electrical storms) That is, all effects have causes in the realm of denying insurance coverage; sort’ve like Calvinism for insurance fraud.

Note to “[senior] politics reporters” around gawker-land: Among the vast piles of political books which will be generated by this darksome trump era one of the most anticipated, most likely to be actually read, amounts to: “How the @#&% did so many political office holders manage to break laws right under our noses

That’s an interesting (scary) map, to be sure. If several of the assertions are correct, then it amounts to a multiplication of a population ‘heat map’ and libertarianism.

Splitting up California (in a political fashion) was always a time-honored Russian backed scheme (no tin-foil-hat this time). And no one should wonder that newly emboldened with their acquisition of the White-house that they aren’t returning to one of their old plans ...for world domination (render “bwahahah” in

As other venues have pointed out “We’re America Bitches” needs to be clarified to: “trump’s America is Russia’s Bitch”

An excellent post (as per usual). But one really ought to conclude: trump’s stultifying behavior at the G7 conference seals the matter once and for all: trump is doing Putin’s bidding. Note that one doesn’t have to assert a single proven reason why he’s doing what Putin wants; just state clearly that that’s what’s

Just so long as the vinyl, PETN, CFRs, PVC, sytrene, lead, ... infused pizzas aren’t actually eaten. Just, y’know, photographed as ...les déclarations de l’art.

My question: Who is going to talk to him on the second go?

dagnabbit! you’re quite correct - thankee. and i’ve tried to edit it. but edit updates in gawkerland are always slow to discover. in anycase, here is the correct link.

slang for genitalia arranged as a time-line (what else?)

Shultz is looking to run for president (“well, duh”). Yet if one insists on drawing a candidate from a non-political sphere (which probably is flawed to start with - koff*trump*koff), then the land of CEOs is very likely the worst place to go fishing. CEOs are most often egocentric, venal, and lacking in empathy by

Rudy Giuliani, a ghoulish husk of a man with bottom teeth that resemble the tombstones in a haunted graveyard

and lo’ the lesser demi-titan Dharwin embued humankind with the three rising wards of safe ingestion: sight, smell, taste. If’n the viand looketh foul, thou art avoid it; if it smelleth foul, thou shall turn elsewhich (or “overly spicy” adds Phobos recalling his adventures with the Naiads); and lastly, if it tasteth

tweeting is (legal) proof of being alive now? no one ever faked a tweet from that white-house, of that we may be certain. (“why i hear tell that sending a tweet is all one has to do to prove eligibility to vote in florida”)