The republic is threatened with an array of illegal acts by the executive branch; all members of congress have one predominant duty demanded by their constitutional oaths: work toward eliminating those in the executive and legislative branch who are an obvious danger to the nation. Democrats should have no qualms…

Within the multiple rings of trumpy hell there really are some super special slimy weasels who deserve extra demon poking. devin nunes and scott pruitt leap quickly to mind, but right in there for (racist) foulness above and beyond is indeed, stephen miller.

Nucleotide Binding Domain? who knew santorium had a proper education (“no, you fool! ‘Next Business Day’ santorum is all about plutocracy” (pfff... obviously Network Block Device ... otherwise it makes no @#$ sense))

oh boy meeting-police-officer — my lifelong connections to organized crime are finally realized! (homer) (“drop the whiteboard marker drop the whiteboard marker ...tase ‘im!”)

this is not to suggest (nosiree, not for a moment) that short folks tend to be ‘racist son-of-bitches’ nor are all tall ‘tiny-handed’ people with fakey hair necessarily ‘f’n morons’, nor are old white males with nothing but hatred, elitism, and money-lust in their hearts almost certainly republicans. we do not wish to…

unicode!? boshflimshaw! emoji passwords are the new kids on the block! so just replace every vowel with some memorable hieroglyph: e.g.: 🔑m🔑z🔑n (i use “man in business suit levitating medium skin tone” m’self: f🕴c🕴b🕴🕴k (it goes without saying that only ‘trump voters’ do this))

We’re talking frosting here, so subsequent editing, particularly strategic deletion, should be trivial. thus: “I love your Uranus!” “Your twattle is what i cumin for” etc

i understand the shackles of the paycheck, but it’s always disappointing when an event of this sort happens and the remaining press don’t appreciate the existential crisis and either: all depart in solidarity or refuse to ask any question but a repeatedly demanding a justification for having ejected one of their own.

Some migraine sufferers don’t suffer significant direct pain symptoms, they are chiefly plagued with: visual impairment, facial numbness, or even temporary aphasia. CGRP (n’friends) are all about pain mediation (it’s thought), so is Amgen promoting Aimovig (come’on marketing, “aimovig”!? well, it’s like this…

There is no rational explanation for Nunes’ actions. He’s pissed away his career and any vestiges of his oath to uphold the Constitution all in lame maneuvers to protect trump. If he thinks that trump will reward him he’s utterly wrong. He’s a hateful little screw-up monster who likely has no clue why he’s desperately…

No hopes that these “meanie reporters” shouted a question at “melania trump’s office” about how we can combat even meanie-r executive branch plans to tear infants away from their parents who happen to be migrants?

More protracted investigations (predicated upon your ‘HAYUM’ conjecture) reveal that there is a whole host of inchoate HAM and HAM-derived interjections, or HDIs, (cf link). Clearly one should therefore only accept my initial attempts as initial attempts at translation. At the very least a ‘d’ to ‘h’ aspirated…

In the unlikely event that you’re too old, too white, or, just a nerdy shut-in, the meaning in the headline “going HAM” can be found here. (‘Hard as a motherfucker’ (that is, apparently this flight attendant was exhibiting a notably high Mohs scale; likely somewhere between Quartz and Topaz))

The basic (valid) thesis here supports the (in my humble opinion) wise assertion that were it possible to ban firearms from non-police/military males under the age of (..say) 24 you’d curtail a significant chunk of the gun murders in the nation. Of course given the NRA, and otherwise ineffective be-lobbied national…

yep anyone found to be a Sanders shaming shamer must be forced to eat a big steaming bowl of shame. That is, no amount of shaming is a shame to shame sanders ...with. And [consulting photo] has Sanders gone orange too? Is the oompa-loompa ray parked right there in the white-house?

Tell me that they at least showed Bornstein that Stormy Daniel’s sketch of her trump goon and ask: “does this guy look like any of those who shook you down?” (“well Tom Brady did once threaten to sue if I didn’t deflate his bill”)

Restrooms have often become more progressive in their dealings with gender identity than sports; perhaps which room they enter when they give their doping urine sample should also determine their sports division?

she takes a dump wearing 5inch stilettos, doesn’t she? (“and pretty sure that actual act is in the pre-nup”)

When Rand Paul’s reason for voting “makes no sense” (particularly in a close vote) then we may be sure that he received something under the table for his vote. (“well... duh.”)

While an otherwise noble posting the notable irony here is that you apparently made the pollsters’ first egregious error in your article, you overly relied on a single source: one Jon Cohen, chief research officer at SurveyMonkey, (who clearly has the potential for some notable personal agenda-fying; namely, that…