These are the same jabronis that want us to believe there’s a Civil War coming.

Yea tell that to California Hwys

I was just recently wondering (as a 42 year old with no children) do the kiddies even have MP3 collections these days?

One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy, five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret never to be told.

this is perhaps a normal (or slightly worse) first day rollout of a technically complicated app with the usual first day problems

“I think I’m going to tell my wife about the affair ... “

This is the Cottonmouth in the psychobilly Cadillac ... well, it’s a ‘49, ‘50, ‘51, ‘52, ‘53, ‘54, ‘55, ‘56 ‘57, ‘58' 59' automobile ... it’s a ‘60, ‘61, ‘62, ‘63, ‘64, ‘65, ‘66, ‘67, ‘68, ‘69, ‘70 ...

My favorite movie.

They got us working in shifts! ... “LEADS!”

Does anyone actually WANT this shit? 

Well damn. 

And I watched it in - checks calendar - ‘92.

If you can find them ... 

As someone who lived in LA for 14 years and dealt with that cursed Sepulveda Overpass more times than I care to recall; I can’t imagine anyone - and especially someone who lives there - not wanting to improve this.

The one thing that humans still have (if they actually used it), is the ability to predict another drivers potential behavior and to be proactive

I’ve made some bad decisions in my 45 years but have very few regrets.

How the fuck is this bastard still alive? Motherfucker was old 60 years ago! 

When’s all the sexual harassment gonna come out? Dude got 86'd from half the bars in Hollywood for harassing anything with tits back in the day. 

I always offer to donate the full cost of vaccination. Sometimes, I’ll even throw in for a booster.