If only there was some way this tragedy could have been avoided. 

Sharper Image; which I always thought of as one of those stores in the mall (or, nowadays, airports) full of useless random junk you’d look at for a few minutes only to realize “This is all useless random junk.”

Hey, that’s as least as long as the RC boat I got for Christmas one year that quickly died in the middle of the pond I was trying it out in. 

The first time I ever swapped out the stock exhaust for aftermarket on a motorcycle ... I quite obviously had no real idea what I was doing. Though my brain assured me it’d be fairly easy.

No. 

I’m probably the only person that loved the puck mouse. 

That was delightful. 

I mean, why even bother with this crap if you really have that much money? I honestly don’t get it.

Now this is cool. Imagine getting pulled over by this? Not sure if I would be worried or fangirling.

Life imitates art? Art imitates life?

I was always uneasy going over The Vincent Thomas Bridge in San Pedro. 

I saw one a couple weekends ago when I happened to stop at a gas station that was apparently a meeting point for a “Cars and Coffee” type gig.

Good. 

Imagine having as much wealth as any of these people and choosing to spend your time engaging in juvenile pissing matches on the fucking internet.

One of my old spots, the founding CEO stepped down (after taking a ~$100k seed to an 8 figure acquisition in under 10 years) and the new CEO brought on by the new owners slashed like 50% of the engineering team - myself included. (Got a killer severance and had another gig before my WARN days were up; so I was getting…

If it’s a direct flight; carry-on. Short layover; carry-on. Long layover of say more than an hour; check it.

His dick or his rod or his ... Johnson. 

Bosco! 

Seriously, this shit - and I do mean “shit” - needs to be banned immediately.

Anyone making $32k in Southern California can’t even afford rent in the shittiest parts of it.