Well the front fell off in this case, by all means, but it’s very unusual.

When my dog was a puppy, she somehow got ahold of my wallet ... and the only thing (besides the wallet) that got damaged was just a small corner of my driver’s license. I clipped the little puppy tooth punctures off, so it’s maybe a quarter inch by quarter inch bit of the corner missing. I’ve tried through our DMV…

Yup. Been saying this for years now. Your average shitty driver (I’d even argue any driver) needs supercar acceleration on public roads.

There is nothing out there. All there is is sea and birds and fish ... and 20 thousand tons of crude oil ... and a fire.

I spent an entire flight from Vegas to LA - granted all of like 40 minutes - in the lavatory because I was fiercely hungover.

ESTEEMED character actress Margo Martindale, please.

Yeah, because people who actually do that totally tell the internet.

Flagstaff is definitely not what people picture when hearing “city in Arizona.”

He’s fortunate that he can hope to get on a motorcycle again.

When I was younger, my mom told me that my grandma had a ‘57 Bel-Air.

The liquor’s calling the shots now, Randy.

When my oldest girl was a pup many years ago, I was a co-founder of a lil tech startup. When we were hiring, one of the rules was the candidate had to pass the Leona test.

This statement is a factual statement.

https://www.theonion.com/nation-could-have-sworn-russell-brand-was-already-convi-1850849838

That came out right as I was hitting puberty. “Iconic” is definitely a word to use.

“Army Of Me” is so fuckin cool. 

They look nice on Nelly Korda. 

Likewise man! Been some crazy weather lately.

“Everyone said it couldn’t be done... and yet here it is. We can do shit nobody else can.”

Hello, fellow local!