It’s just the market. I bought my Z06 in December 2020 (during the crazy market), and even after taxes and the couple grand I’ve put into it in additional mods & maintenance, I could still turn a 5k profit in a year fairly easily.

Yes. 

Username checks out 😂

Head of IT at a company I worked for many years ago pulled a stellar one.

Man, I used that line any chance I got for a solid decade or more. 

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

Soh-ry, eh? 

whatever you’re doing, you’re doing it wrong

Weird flex but ok. 

The full-stop law is not enforced anywhere I’ve lived

I delivered pizza (for a little local shop, not any chain) my last two years in college. Mainly because it was the easiest gig to work around my course load.

There wasn’t ANY food delivery in the tiny town I grew up in, let alone a Dominos - but I still saw the commercials. When we’d go on vacation, I’d beg my parents - who preferred dining out on vacation - to let me get it at least once during the trip because it just seemed so magical.

Well, that’s just silly. 

I’m jealous because I could have written this if I hadn’t thought it was trivial

This is the correct take.

I just signed up for a Spotify premium account only to listen to Rogan

Yo dawg, we heard you like giving away money for literally nothing so here’s giving away money for literally nothing while you giving away money for literally nothing.

Considering how any local government in CA handles paying for things; that might cover someone sweeping the deck.

California seems to be almost in a rush to transition to EVs [insert literally anything] with all the transition plans but no long-term thinking.

it ain’t gonna be some cheap cameras and buggy software that is on the road right now