This is how things like $500 cotton t-shirts exist.

You’re darn tootin’ you get a star! 

We have these around our place here in Vegas. Left turn light just goes to a flashing yellow when the opposite traffic turns green.

Man, I did residential construction as a summer job when I was school ... in North Carolina, where summers can easily get into the upper 90s with that delightful insane humidity. (Pretty sure the PTSD from that is why I live in the desert now - don’t mind heat, fucking HATE humidity)

The scene where Demi Moore slides out of the house and her boobs nearly come out of her dress was an often rewound and/or paused scene when I was 13.

I did my very first long haul roadtrip when I was 19; driving from Raleigh, NC to NYC back in ‘97.

I had a 2007 X5 back in the day and recall actually kind of liking how iDrive worked on it - it made interfacing with my iPod WAY better than trying to use any of the modern touch screen systems.

“FAHK YOO! ... oh, hey, just kiddin ... soh-ry.”

Everything I needed to know about surviving a knife fight, I learned from this:

crashed a black Dodge Charger

Yep, was gonna say I already knew all these from Top Gear.

A wise ass too, huh? Yeah, keep crackin wise - that’s why you’re jockeying some fuckin cash register in a local convenience store instead of out there workin a real job.

Or in the words of Randal Graves from Clerks ...

Some of my best friends are Canadian! :D 

Snowshoe, WV dude - awesome resort. 

There’s actually a lot of great skiing up in the Appalachians.

Not sure if joking but as someone who grew up in NC and went there damn near every year for about 10 years - pretty sure that was their tagline back in the day. 

We used to do trips to Beech Mountain when I was a kid. Always had a blast there but it was nothing on our trip to Breckenridge.

it’s totally reasonable to assume someone living where there’s not much snow wouldn’t know this.