The majority of people can’t even safely operate a car on the ground, let alone in the air.

I mean, this shouldn’t even be a matter of taste - Jeff Beck is absolutely, unquestionably better than Clapton in every way. 

You’re entering a world of pain, Charlene. 

I’m a big fan of tungsten and only because the little inserts of it in my P7TW irons make them feel SO FUCKING PURE. 

Hey baby, wanna stroke my beard?

Oh, Klaus!

everyone hates Gen X

But Steelman claims he’s been trying to make his life better since.

“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

Vanishing Point is incredible and my single favorite movie of all time.

What a terrible time to be alive. 

I once thought social media was the worst thing to come of the internet but I’m actually pretty certain now that it’s podcasts. 

“We don’t pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.” - Leona Helmsley

Can we get rid of the godawful mix of “Suggested because you follow [whoever]” while we’re at it? 

Little full, lotta sap. 

I got boosted yesterday but the opposite of you - Moderna in April/May and Pfizer for the boost.

Enjoy a star, king. 

Trump’s kids and partners have been ripping him off for years, skimming, embezzling, etc.