James May goes over this in the first season of his outstanding “Cars of the People.” 

I was holding several hundred shares of AAPL in 2001. My dad was a big proponent of the market and got me interested in learning it when I was a teenager and for my 18th birthday (1995), he gave me a couple hundred bucks to invest.

Evergreen. 

🎶Dayman, fighter of the Nightman, champion of the Sun!🎶

it can also connect to an accompanying smartphone app over Bluetooth where it keeps tabs on the length of recent washes and can even “share your washing history log via social media” so your friends and family

My old band had one of these as our touring van.

I really tried to go with the whole “separate the artist from the art” because I loved his comedy so much ... but I just couldn’t.

Imagine how fucking dumb you have to be to take anything the GOP says seriously.

Politicians aren’t stupid

Imagine being such a miserable jabroni, you go around making up tough-guy names for your little sad boy clubs.

Classic muscle cars in 2021 are really the perfect analogy for these crusty old farts.

Is “feral hogs” what we’re calling Republicans now? 

Yep. It took me about 10 years in the biz to get to $150k and that was in Los Angeles.

Right?

Speaking as a software developer 0f over 20 years; there’s a reason this resonates with each and every one of us ...

Expectation of this gif is the only reason I clicked on the headline.

Totally get it. If I didn’t have the baggage of loving 911s since I was a kid; I’d have definitely made the smarter move and gone with the Cayman.

Precisely. Any fucking job anyone has, this would be and immediate firing - and rightfully so. Probably grounds for a lawsuit, too. 

The Cayman is sexier than the 911. Yeah, I said it.

This truly is the worst possible timeline.