What a terrible time to be alive. 

There’s really no reason to watch that movie past the destruction scenes tbh. 

Yeah like ... seems he only makes the news when he’s doing something cool and fun.

I feel like Richard Brandon isn’t a totally bad guy. He at least seems to enjoy being rich and doesn’t come across as a complete twat. 

Fuck sake, doesn’t this clown have anything better to do with his time?

At what point to we just stop trying to help these fucking idiots?

... I don’t like that name. Too much baggage already. 

Ok. I’ve been driving for 28 years averaging probably around 15k miles per year. I’ve never caused an accident.

I feel like I’m going to be reading this same nonsense about self-driving cars “being here” and it still being bullshit while on my deathbed.

Wait for the sign then all prisoners will be released! 

Call it luck, call it karma. 

My client and his family continue to pray

It’s funny to watch as an adult and pick up how much a playboy/scumbag Al was. Guess those things slide by you when you’re 10. 

Here’s to your fuck, Frank.

We’ve been doing the same! I’ve been surprised how well it’s held up.

The biggest thing I’ve learned over these nearly two years is that the value of individual human life is vastly overstated.

Ha! What an idiot - it’s actually Beelzebotox.

I’m a fan of some creme fraîche in mine. 

that’s a the jam right there