I really tried to go with the whole “separate the artist from the art” because I loved his comedy so much ... but I just couldn’t.

Classic muscle cars in 2021 are really the perfect analogy for these crusty old farts.

Yep. It took me about 10 years in the biz to get to $150k and that was in Los Angeles.

Right?

Speaking as a software developer 0f over 20 years; there’s a reason this resonates with each and every one of us ...

Totally get it. If I didn’t have the baggage of loving 911s since I was a kid; I’d have definitely made the smarter move and gone with the Cayman.

The Cayman is sexier than the 911. Yeah, I said it.

There’s really no reason to watch that movie past the destruction scenes tbh. 

Yeah like ... seems he only makes the news when he’s doing something cool and fun.

I feel like Richard Brandon isn’t a totally bad guy. He at least seems to enjoy being rich and doesn’t come across as a complete twat. 

Fuck sake, doesn’t this clown have anything better to do with his time?

... I don’t like that name. Too much baggage already. 

Ok. I’ve been driving for 28 years averaging probably around 15k miles per year. I’ve never caused an accident.

I feel like I’m going to be reading this same nonsense about self-driving cars “being here” and it still being bullshit while on my deathbed.

My client and his family continue to pray

I’m a fan of some creme fraîche in mine. 

I don’t think I’ve ever been drunk that early in the day

So come on down to Latte Larry’s and enjoy a hot cup of spite with me!

I can describe Malibu in one word: insufferable. Its a small community that exceeds at representing the omnipresent pretentiousness that defines LA and Orange County so well.

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.