A thousand doors, a thousand lies, rooms a thousand years wide ... 

Anything involving kimchi is always a correct answer. 

Oh man, the tortilla chip one happened to me a recently. Somehow managed to result in a nasty cut right underneath my tongue.

Any and every UHF reference gets a star from me. 

I come from a long line of drunken Scotsmen which I routinely use to excuse my love of whisky and golf.

The richest guy I know - my old boss who sold the company for $1B and he personally pocketed a couple hundred million - drives a busted up old Chevy Volt.

In some circles, the Rebelle Rally is a far, far better thing than the Superbowl, the Kentucky Derby, and the lower Oakland roller derby finals all rolled into one.

Same here.

Heh, if we go outside the aforementioned 15 years ... my car before that was a CPO E46 328i ... with manual transmission. Bought at Vegas BMW in 2003. It was a 200, I think. 

I’ve bought two cars in the last 15 years and they were both from Carmax.

Man, I love this one.

BROWN!

Obligatory ... 

Yeah actually, we’ll be spending Christmas as we always do - enjoying a week off work, watching movies, eating lots of delicious food and getting drunk.

Some day the mountain might get ‘em but the law never will ... 

As for people claiming it’s just the “reds” that are leaving, no it’s not. Has nothing to do with politics, just the simple fact that there are significant pros to leaving California (just like there are cons to doing so).

From a financial well-being perspective, California is one of the worst places

Buddy of mine is still driving his Jeep Cherokee from like ‘94. God knows how many miles are on that thing. 

It’d make a rad beer can label though. 

Accidents aren’t always avoidable. You can be the most vigilant driver in the world and another incompetent person can absolutely ruin your day.