You think you hate it now but wait till you drive it.

Sonofa ... I was going to make this joke.

Anyone asking you to sign an NDA is a clown. Anyone signing an NDA is a clown.

You took the box? Let’s see what’s in the box! ... Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You’re so STUPID! 

My dad was very adamant about me wearing my seat belt. The only really bad accident I’ve been in was just after my 18th birthday and some kid ran a stop sign, hit the back of my beloved Chevy Blazer - my first car - which lead to me spinning out and rolling 3 or 4 times.

“I ain’t saying he shoulda killed her ... but I understand.” 

That looks immensely better than any of the Tesla turds on every level. 

I hate these cars.

Losing Bob Einstein sucked too, Funkman. :(

A consistent no-cars-on-a-red would improve traffic

Biggest comedic loss since Mitch Hedberg. He was doing Weekend Update when I was in high school and every Monday morning would be me and the boys just repeating his best lines over and over.

This is distinctly missing the amazing Jeep Comanche. AKA The truck I learned to drive in.

I’m pretty far to the left and all about civil liberty and all that but gimme a fucking break. Ain’t no one in 2021 rolling around with nearly $100k in cash doing that shit simply because he “doesn’t trust banks.” As if that isn’t a flag right away.

“All of this could be yours if you set your goals and work hard.”

Yes, I remember I had lasagna ...

The world would be a little bit better if that entire place imploded. 

Except fucking Metroid.

I thought the same but it was the only one I found quickly that was decently animated haha