“I ain’t saying he shoulda killed her ... but I understand.” 

That looks immensely better than any of the Tesla turds on every level. 

I hate these cars.

Losing Bob Einstein sucked too, Funkman. :(

A consistent no-cars-on-a-red would improve traffic

Biggest comedic loss since Mitch Hedberg. He was doing Weekend Update when I was in high school and every Monday morning would be me and the boys just repeating his best lines over and over.

This is distinctly missing the amazing Jeep Comanche. AKA The truck I learned to drive in.

I’m pretty far to the left and all about civil liberty and all that but gimme a fucking break. Ain’t no one in 2021 rolling around with nearly $100k in cash doing that shit simply because he “doesn’t trust banks.” As if that isn’t a flag right away.

“All of this could be yours if you set your goals and work hard.”

Yes, I remember I had lasagna ...

The world would be a little bit better if that entire place imploded. 

Except fucking Metroid.

I thought the same but it was the only one I found quickly that was decently animated haha

I’m old school internet. Like, I was BBSing back in the late 80s. I like to joke that I’m one of the nerds that helped build it in the 90s.

God almighty, that looks intentional. 

All that really needed to be said here.

This really needs to be at the top. 

how much it must suck to live in L.A.

The big unasked question that most Tesla-stans are undoubtedly asking, “can I fuck it?” was not directly addressed