In LA, the bus driver would’ve kept going to he reached the next bus stop. Those dudes give zero fucks. 

No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. 

Or people could, you know, just not race on fucking surface roads?

They were KILLED MURDERED.

My mom’s told me stories about grandpa picking her up from school, driving straight to the nearest roadside bar and leaving her in the car to do homework while he went inside to get loaded ... then drive them both home.

I feel smarter, not angrier.

DOUBLE BARREL BUCKSHOT 

You know you’ve really hit the big time when you’re hanging out with Louie Gohmert. 

Impressive. 

My old house in LA (on the edge of Inglewood) appraised for ~$610k in September of last year.

I bought my old house on the edge of Inglewood for $480k back in June 2018.

Don’t let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, you scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against your old nemesis, Bubba “Spare…

And it seems the A’s may be coming to Vegas. 

This is my favorite thing I learned in weeks. 

Never heard of him. 

I’ll be 44 in October. Ms. faaipdeoiad is still horrified at the old internet shit I drag up.

Wanted for questioning:

Ah, one of the few things I miss about living in LA. Nothing brings the whole of that town together quite like a televised car chase.