The only thing that comes to mind here is “what a twat.”

Oh Cook! is great - I remember being super bummed after the last episode all “Dammit, is that it?”

Man, the Mongolia episode is one of the raddest things I’ve ever seen - TV, movie, whatever - period.

Don’t forget Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner!

Obligatory ...

Neutral - As a Californian, my car is “dude.”

“A mistake was made.”

I’m a year younger than he is. Also was a competitive golfer as a kid so, of course, I’ve followed his whole career.

I was actually ok with this until I watched these douchebags.

All your stars are deserved for the outstanding Mitch reference. 

God, this is one of my favorite things on the internet. Thank you for reminding me of it. 

His Facebook page is maybe the one purely delightful thing on the internet.

When I was still riding, the ONLY time I would lane split is on surface roads when traffic was bad and I just wanted to get to the front at a stop light or something so I wouldn’t get randomly rear-ended and gone high side into a car in front of me (as happened to a friend of mine).

DUIs are 100% money grabs for cities and lawyers and do precisely nothing to stop drunk driving.

Ah, so the interiors will be made out of Glad bags and packing peanuts? 

The highway’s jammed with drunken bozos on a last chance money grab ...

Glad to see Paul Rizzo finally got a gig ... 

This is the extraordinary content I come to Jalopnik for.

I’m something of a watch guy. Nothing extraordinary on me, just my Rolex Milgauss but I’ve had many over the years.