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“Created the character.”

Man, that reminds me of my dad’s old pickup he taught me to drive in.

It was a turd of a movie with maybe 2 minutes even remotely worth watching.

See, this is the Elon Musk I used to like.

He’s one of those people who find out about something everyone else has known for years, acts like he’s the first to find it then runs it into the ground. 

You mean the thing you’re looking directly at while you’re touching it?

This isn’t even CLOSE, my man.

Everyone who’s had the galactically superior Dirty Rice from Bojangle’s right now:

I’ve bought my last two cars from Carmax and both experiences were extraordinarily easy and not at all annoying. Most was handled over email till everything was ready to go.

True but the point is that *I* don’t have to make them. :) 

True but the point is that *I* don’t have to make them. :) 

The better way to do this is to get yourself a former/current bartender.

The better way to do this is to get yourself a former/current bartender.

Man, I thought the Mongolia special was one of the best things they’ve ever made. 

Tough but fair. 

Man, I haven’t had Quiznos in forever. I’d be all over that. 

Not really MY style ... but those do indeed look pretty damn sexy. 

Heh CEO of my company - who’s worth about half a billion - drives a Volt, too. 

I’m 43. Can confirm. It’s fucked up.

I smoked for 20 years and literally never once did I use either the lighter or ash tray.