Hahaha all of them?

Build an elite paramilitary group to conquer the world.

Done in one. 

I lived in Las Vegas for 5 years; from age 24-29 and was making very good money working as a software developer for a sports gambling outfit. My off-time was spent between casinos, punk rock bars and strip clubs; as is the custom.

LOL Thanks for reminding me of that one.

This is a thing that totally happened. 

LOL

All the F1 DRIVERS NEAR YOU WANT TO RACE YOU RIGHT NOW are just going to have to get over it, I guess.

If it is - welp, I’m wrong too. 

Does this work on (outgoing) Presidents? Asking for a nation. 

Stellar deal - and as a former Vegas local, drivers take great care of their cars there. At least the many I know do.

I like the way you think, Claire. :) 

Interesting! We keep quite an array of bitters around for cocktails; I’ll have to try this next time we whip up some ... uh ... whipped cream. 

This.

Illy’s still comes in aluminum cans. It’s the only coffee I can find at a typical grocery store in whole bean form that isn’t Starbucks.

I had one kinda similar to that too. I forget which service it was - it was a long time ago - but one of the security questions was “Your mother’s middle name?”

Shit, I can remember me and my brother sitting on the open tailgate while dad was driving down the highway.

God, I hate these fucking things. From being rendered completely blind when they’re behind me on the road to obstructing all view around them, they’re a goddamn hazard. 

I did this when I set up my home security system. I had to provide a “safe word” to use when calling them about whatever.