I’d still rather have a Geoff. 

Mistakes were made. 

Heh this reminds me of a recent issue with my freezer. It’d just randomly NOT be freezing and I’d tried a good handful of things the internet suggested ... none of which worked so I’d reserved myself that I’d have to call a repairman of some sort.

When I bought my 911, I had to switch my insurance coverage before they’d even let me leave the lot.

CTA is the only public transport I’ve ever ridden in America where I didn’t fear for my life or feel like I needed a shower immediately after exiting.

Honestly, this just points out my take on the acceleration capabilities just thrown into cars like Teslas.

I’d expect moose insurance to be required in Canadia.

Both my preferred plate and my actual plate made the list.

I always thought the old school CA sunset plates were rad:

Catching crims and locking them up ... IN YOUR COMMUNITY!

wat

See, Buffett is actually, really, truly, sincerely rich.

Filed under “Things that absolutely, totally happened.” 

Fact.

There aren’t too many things I enjoy just as much at 43 as I did at 10. It was a nightly battle, me and my slightly older brother when Jeopardy was one while helping mom clean the kitchen.

Needs more Lil Ol’ Gideon ...

Never thought I’d see the day I could say I absolutely hate this country.