Probably tripping balls 

...Zaphod’s attention however was elsewhere. His attention was riveted on the ship standing next to Hotblack Desiato’s limo. His mouths hung open.

A merry time, before the Great War. Many a scandalous eve did I spend in a telegraph office, sending ribald missives to any maidens who dared transcribe them. How rosily they blushed, I imagine, when they learned it was not my finger pressing down upon the key...

We should celebrate a car that lived a full and fun life and was enjoyed by those that drove it. I feel sad for those cars that sit in “like new” condition having never experience the wind through it’s grill.

First, solve the problem of having to refresh the page to get the comments to show up. 

I’ve been having Quarantine Coffee. It’s just regular coffee but it has liquor in it, and also no coffee.

Hate to break it to you bud, but this is not the attitude a successful writer would have.

They should make a rotary engine version so it will make even clearer what kind of a Wankel you are for buying this watch.

I appreciate that in every story, Patrick always comes off sounding like J Jonah Jameson. 

What kind of monster doesn't like Cherry Garcia?

An electric Harley will never sell in big numbers. Every time they're at a light or just cruising down small streets they always hold down the clutch and pull the throttle down just a little to make sure everyone knows how cool they are. How do you let everyone know how cool you are on an electric bike? Until Harley…

Did you NP’rs not see the rust coming through the bondo under that canary yellow respray? This fishbowl is hiding a lot more of that I promise you, glorious Kenosha pot metal frisky with tinworm. Phuct not phat. 

They can screen out all the dicks

Oh just put their net worth on there already. 

I use mine to root for truffles.

Nice try, CHINA.

Not sure of the ins and outs of that particular story, but trusting a company based in China to never spy on you or steal your IP is a mistake.

Every time I climbed out of my velvety interior 1980's Chrysler Fifth Avenue, I felt like I was exiting the womb.

That would bother me less. Someone depending on their car to make a living is going to take care of it, and for sure I have never had an Uber driver who was any sort of hoon.

Get rid of these damned autoplay videos with sound!