Your mechanic after you buy this

This is a car you buy for a kid to take to college with them.

They ruined a perfectly stupid car.

You’re damn right that Norway should be proud of their fjords, Slartibartfast won an award for them!

Police questioned the driver.

I can’t help but to think that the UV lighting in that van is a.... brave choice.

Three words:

When you see me rolling up in this, you know what’s about to happen. I’m about to open the door, and saunter out in my baggy track suit wearing house shoes. I’m here to watch the local co-eds play some volleyball while I eat a concession stand corn dog.

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

you’re a ban everything douchbag aren’t you?

As long as the VIN doesn’t change, it’s the same car. So you need to fill out form 468-B6 and stand in that line over there.

Have you SEEN the toilets that always pop up in my dreams? I’d rather use a port-a-potty at a Motley Crue concert.

I dream about looking for a (working, clean, private) toilet ALL THE TIME. My greatest fear is that someday, in my dream, I’ll find one, and use it, and wake up with me and the bed soaked.

...Zaphod’s attention however was elsewhere. His attention was riveted on the ship standing next to Hotblack Desiato’s limo. His mouths hung open.

We should celebrate a car that lived a full and fun life and was enjoyed by those that drove it. I feel sad for those cars that sit in “like new” condition having never experience the wind through it’s grill.

First, solve the problem of having to refresh the page to get the comments to show up. 

I’ve been having Quarantine Coffee. It’s just regular coffee but it has liquor in it, and also no coffee.

Hate to break it to you bud, but this is not the attitude a successful writer would have.

They should make a rotary engine version so it will make even clearer what kind of a Wankel you are for buying this watch.

I appreciate that in every story, Patrick always comes off sounding like J Jonah Jameson.