Your mechanic after you buy this

In an additional bit of good luck, after finding the treasure Bore was able to violently kill a whole platoon of Nazis on his way home.

This is a car you buy for a kid to take to college with them.

They ruined a perfectly stupid car.

My favourite quote about NFTs: It’s like everyone gets to sleep with your wife, you just happen to hold the marriage license.

You’re damn right that Norway should be proud of their fjords, Slartibartfast won an award for them!

OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK THIS

Police questioned the driver.

I can’t help but to think that the UV lighting in that van is a.... brave choice.

Three words:

Early story leaked for next season...

When you see me rolling up in this, you know what’s about to happen. I’m about to open the door, and saunter out in my baggy track suit wearing house shoes. I’m here to watch the local co-eds play some volleyball while I eat a concession stand corn dog.

So that Transformers series is leading into Beast Wars? Aww, come on, dude. Can we please just get a full remaster of Beast Wars with modern animation already? Don’t have to change anything else, just update the visuals to modern quality and I’ll be happy. Do it!

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

Nobody worried the last time he played an Egyptian.

you’re a ban everything douchbag aren’t you?

As long as the VIN doesn’t change, it’s the same car. So you need to fill out form 468-B6 and stand in that line over there.

Highway to the Electric Avenue... and then we take it higher.

Have you SEEN the toilets that always pop up in my dreams? I’d rather use a port-a-potty at a Motley Crue concert.

I dream about looking for a (working, clean, private) toilet ALL THE TIME. My greatest fear is that someday, in my dream, I’ll find one, and use it, and wake up with me and the bed soaked.