An electric Harley will never sell in big numbers. Every time they're at a light or just cruising down small streets they always hold down the clutch and pull the throttle down just a little to make sure everyone knows how cool they are. How do you let everyone know how cool you are on an electric bike? Until Harley…

Did you NP’rs not see the rust coming through the bondo under that canary yellow respray? This fishbowl is hiding a lot more of that I promise you, glorious Kenosha pot metal frisky with tinworm. Phuct not phat. 

They can screen out all the dicks

Oh just put their net worth on there already. 

I use mine to root for truffles.

Every time I climbed out of my velvety interior 1980's Chrysler Fifth Avenue, I felt like I was exiting the womb.

That would bother me less. Someone depending on their car to make a living is going to take care of it, and for sure I have never had an Uber driver who was any sort of hoon.

Get rid of these damned autoplay videos with sound!

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?

Black provides the best visibility for shipping guards. Just sayin.

Usually the phrase “band aid solution” isn’t taken so literally

Joule thief!

Better lock that up before David Tracy sees it.

You know he didn’t design it otherwise it would look like something like this, inside and out.

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

I don’t think it was Tesla’s fault necessarily. I am guessing they benchmarked BMW drivers, and just built it to the customer demands.

Where you taking your mother for mother’s day?

You mean… keep us

A few people might want to kick your RS4 that pun... 

Yeah, and it doesn’t look like beard guy would have had a bunch of sex on it either.