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Black provides the best visibility for shipping guards. Just sayin.

“.. .slain, after all man’s devices had failed, by the humblest thing that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth. That humblest thing being Jenny McCarthy, who’s nonsensical anti-vax ramblings the Martians read and, to their eternal woe, were foolish enough to believe, and thus refused their pre-invasion

Tom Welling Will Play Superman Once More in Crisis on Infinite Earths

I thought that was a thumbnail of Kyle MacLachlan.

Usually the phrase “band aid solution” isn’t taken so literally

Joule thief!

it’s just completely absurd and very difficult to follow

Rescuers reported afterwards that the bird was “delicious”.

Better lock that up before David Tracy sees it.

You know he didn’t design it otherwise it would look like something like this, inside and out.

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

I don’t think it was Tesla’s fault necessarily. I am guessing they benchmarked BMW drivers, and just built it to the customer demands.

Where you taking your mother for mother’s day?

You mean… keep us

I am replying but not going to give you a star. Suck that ratio, bitch! 

A few people might want to kick your RS4 that pun... 

Napping all day and rubbing his ass on the carpet is the whole reason I fired my personal trainer.

I keep getting spam calls from this place talking about jury duties, and contempt, and bench warrants and shit. Like bro, stop fucking calling me, I don’t need a fucking bench.

Yeah, and it doesn’t look like beard guy would have had a bunch of sex on it either.

This is what happens to a Mustang when it is made to do “high-performance” maneuvers near a crowd that it is not allowed run over/devour. It commits suicide because its population-culling purpose remains unfulfilled.