I am most definitely not mixing up them up. Wolverine — the one that singlehandedly almost completely destroyed plans for Deadpool *and* Gambit movies — is bad, but The Wolverine is a straight-up Orientalist racist wet dream. How the *fuck* is that non-offensive?

Right. That was something along the lines of sarcasm. I cannot believe that I am older than this procedure.

Wait, *what*? 1974? That’s a joke or a typo, right? RIGHT?

The Wolverine. Aka Wolverine Goes Orientalist.

Coconut oil or vegetable oil? I have a jar of cannaoil made with vegetable oil because that’s what I happened to have, but I’ve seen so much talk about using coconut oil lately that I’ve been wondering if I chose poorly.

I fully admit I went into The Last Stand with an anti-Ratner bias. The entire movie felt like the studio deliberately went into it specifically to kill the entire franchise. I'm just glad they didn't succeed. I’m staying out of the Singer rumor discussion for multiple reasons I don’t want to go into here.

Wolverine was hot garbage, but The Wolverine was hot racist garbage. I just kept looking at my friend and asking her, “Do you see this shit, too?”

There is no way that Apocalypse can be the worst X-Men movie as long as The Wolverine exists. Or The Last Stand. I’n not sure which one sucks more. Days of Future Past made me a very happy camper when they retconned TLS out of continuity.

This totally reads like a standard contract rider to me. I have read a lot of these on the Smoking Gun, and the only thing that confuses me is the lack of a cigarettes. And socks. Clean new socks are standard.

I never realized until this post how lucky I am to have grown up in a politically mixes house. Dad’s family was very strongly Midwestern Christian conservative, and they very firmly believed in self-sufficiency with no help from others — and no help being given to others. Mom’s family was all union, all the time and…

Eh, I would throw down for the Who.

That might be an effective argument if I didn’t live in fucking Portland. Too late. (And don’t forget to bring your own reusable bag.) And if celebrity kids weren’t known for doing 180s from their childhood. I can see a bright future ahead of her writing a series of cookbooks centered around cupcakes and grilled…

Now it’s kind of like when your dipshit cousin with three kids finally gets a vasectomy. Sure, he’s already ruining three existing humans’ lives, but at least he’s not busy making numbers four through eight.

I'm on the side of being glad they are no longer reproducing with each other. So... Team Humanity?

Every single time someone brings up something bizarre done by sheep, I think of this movie! It’s just about my favorite movie from New Zealand. (We had it in a film festival I used to work at, and it was one of the biggest audience-pleasers that year.)

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It’s in my queue to read! I have the nail wraps and everything. I have to read Pretty Deadly first, though, because there’s a reason I keep a list: I have to read in lost sequence because I get distracted by shiny new things and forget to do/read/finish whatever I really meant to fini— Squirrel!

Also, Captain Marvel, if his brain can't comprehend anything outside of comics.

My high school was so dourly conservative (we’re talking late ‘80s Reagan-Bush conservative) that I don’t recall a prank being played there. Ever. And on my graduating class’s supposed senior skip day, the school decided to flunk anyone who skipped. Fun times.

I'm not sure I want to know what it says about me that this was my instant and only response!