One word: Figging.

My favorite part is that he’s whining that he can’t watch the show before he sees the spoilers because he has to wait for the *new girlfriend*. “Oh, so you think you’re going to enjoy this thing that *I* introduced you to with someone else you might not be with if you hadn’t CHEATED ON ME? Good luck with that!” This…

I once talked to a Meghan who pronounced it “me-GANN.” She was really fucking pretentious.

Same here, except in my case, it’s Meagan. I am absolutely astonished whenever I see someone with that spelling. Megan picked up speed when I was in grade school thanks to The Thorn Birds, but Meagan seems to have become the popular variant when I was in middle and high school, and I have no clue why.

She’s Joan of Arc from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Srsly.

It always makes me think of INXS’s “Mediate.” Pretty Kate has sex ornate.

Right over here! Love the lipstick, like the masks (I’ve tried the Maskimizer, charcoal mask, and the hair mask. I’ll be trying the rose mask tonight when I go to bed), tired of the perfume (I’ve received it in about four other boxes already, and I don’t wear alcohol-based stuff anyway), and apprehensive about the lip…

Two Towns Ciderhouse Maid Marion, made with marionberries. I’m on the fence about it. Scratch that. I don’t really like it. There’s just not much flavor to it. At this point, I’m only drinking it because I paid money for it and don’t want the alcohol to go to waste.

Penny Dreadful is on Showtime, and I have no clue when it airs because I stream it. The only show I know the schedule for is Game of Thrones since I go to my aunt’s house to watch it on the East Coast feed. I stream everything else! I do know you can get Showtime through Hulu now, so there’s that.

I finally picked up two Ben Lee albums that my iTunes ate: Breathing Tornados and Hey You. Yes You. I also have Paul Simon up on Spotify because I managed to get myself invited to his show on Wednesday, and that reminded me that I haven't listened to him in ages despite the fact that I love his stuff.

I just keep mine in a box. Like, a specific box in my closet dedicated to boxes/urns of ashes of loved ones. I also have some of my mom’s ashes in there along with the ashes of my kitties and photos of them. I had them on a shelf, but then I got kittens and was terrified the monsters would knock the ashes and frames…

Penny Dreadful! I just started watching the first season a few days ago, and I think I’m already on E7. I’m actually getting ready to watch more right now. I tried watching it before and couldn't get into it, but this time around, I've been fully sucked in, even if I'm not entirely sure what's going on.

PIXIE POWER! I chopped my hair off when I was 28. I let it grow out one year when I was... 42? Mainly to see what it would look like. And then I got fed up with long hair and chopped it all off again again last year, and I haven’t even *considered* growing it out again.

My big excitement for the week: My first Sephora Play box arrived today! I’ve already used the Origins Maskimizer and charcoal mask, and I kind of used the hair mask (I had a tube of the same exact stuff from a Birchbox in the shower, so I gave it a shot). The thing about the hair mask for me is that I have a pixie,…

Yes! I spent *way* too much time looking at his Insta last night. I think this one is my favorite:

Last night, I found The Mountain’s (as in GoT) puppy’s Instagram. Highly recommended. The Mountain’s Insta, too, since there are few things more awesome than a huge guy holding an itty bitty dog, and he doesn’t show up on Asterix’s feed as often as Asterix’s shows up on his. (I pretty much never care about babies, but…

I dearly hope she is also nurturing a deep love of Nick Lowe and decides to honor him with a cover of one of his songs. Specifically “I Love My Label.”

Same here! Except... I was getting ready to download it so I could play it while getting nitrous’d up at the dentist today, and it’s an entire fucking GIGABYTE. I'm seriously struggling with whether it would be worth deleting enough stuff to free up the space for it.

He’s done some with his dog! This makes it even better than a kid to me. Okay, so they were just wigs, but I’m a sucker for adorable dogs, so I love the doggie looks despite the low skill level.

YESSSSSS! I'm only about halfway through (I had to put it on pause for an Agents of SHIELD catchup before Civil War), but I'm going to start it back up tonight and finish it this week. I grew up in the Portland area during the height of the Rajneesh, so I'm watching it from multiple angles. It really is a mashup of…