And one current kitty likes to groom the back and crown of my hair, and he prefers it when it’s all dirty and disgusting.

BEAUTY THREAD!

Methinks this is quite delayed. Like 20 years too late.

Holy FUCK for a split second just looking at the headline I thought this was Selena Gomez and for some reason that made me irrationally angry. I don’t even dislike Ms. Gomez. I don’t know why I had such a strong physical reaction. BUT I loved this Selena so yes, yes, yes. YAS!

please god not a full year of this. not more than a full year of this. NEITHER I NEED IT TO END IMMEDIATELY. I mean, I love how salty everyone gets to be over it, but already I have reached peak saturation.

I’m still sad Lord&Taylor didn’t catch on.

Fun fact: I was in LA for the first time last week on a business trip, and on the last day a couple of colleagues and I took a walk down Hollywood boulevard. We stopped by the Scientology center and a guy there giving out pamphlets invited us to watch a 30-min video. My other American colleague tried to convince our 2…

I braved the Portland center. It was unreal. It honestly made me more confused as to why people willingly join.

“No, I had one last night and just haven’t made it home yet.”

BEAUTY THREAD!

At the risk of revealing my age, we opened for them once, back in the day. I believe that’s when I almost had my first backstage kiss, with a hot member of another local band; when suddenly, one of the guys in my band totally cock-blocked me. This, sadly, would become a running theme. Maybe it was for the best (heavy…

Greta Van Sustren? Really? That’s very surprising, she seems like she should be smart enough not to get suckered in.

Isn’t it disappointing when you find out an actor you like is a scientologist? I don’t know if I can enjoy Mad Men after finding out Elisabeth Moss is a scientologist.

Or you buy what you think is just a one-time six month subscription and then after it’s over you’re suddenly charged like $150 again for ANOTHER six months D: (Glossybox)

He sounds frustrated. I think that’s fair. I had a difficult enough time cancelling my pest control quarterly service, and I’m not even overseas sans phone filming a reality show.

Something like this?

If you like small people, this is my 1-year-old watching the river otters at our local science museum. If you’re not into kids/not into redheads, know that the otter startled her and she started crying right after this. Otter beats baby. Again.

Otters for everyone!!

Another FSOG press junket! Now that is a sequel I am excited to watch.