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If you don’t like the smell, the taste of edibles might also be a hurdle. Dark chocolate might be your best bet (did you say you live in Washington? My preferred brand is Goodship, although Spot mint dark choc is pretty good if you can find it) as far as edibles go. The darkness of the chocolate kind of overwhelms to

My guess is either Godiva or Tomoko! I might spend too much time perusing their catalog. This is my Zoya drawer, which is a tiny fraction of my polish collection (and needs to be organized by color):

I’m anxiously awaiting the Sephora box! A lot of people complained about the color of the Bite lipstick, but I am sick of subs sending red and nude lipsticks. I love searing pinks! This will undoubtedly be my favorite thing from the box since I think I’ve tried and loved this formula in a different shade.

Years ago, I read in multiple places that drinking through a straw helps get you drunker faster for some reason. No clue why or how, though. (Also, if you’re drunk enough, you really don’t want to move any more than absolutely required, and that means moving your cup to your mouth. Instead, just kind of slump over

Uh. Well. The comment about anyone knowing what happens was supposed to be a joke to stave off people like my brother who bitch about how it ended up meaning nothing. Clearly, I need to work on my timing some more.

BYUNG-HUN LEE. Out of all of the guys in the Mag7 remake, he’s the one who is getting me planning to see it in the theatre. I despise Westerns, but I will make an exception for this one because of him. (Best of all, he looks *way* too young for me, but he’s actually a couple of years older than me, so I don’t have to

He’s the entire reason I started watching Lost. I knew absolutely nothing about the show (although to be fair, no one did since this was when it first started. OTOH, does anyone *really* know anything about it, even years after it ended?), but Hot Lawyer Gavin from Angel was in it, and while that was all I knew, that

Hell, I did a Civil War blackout for several weeks. And now I'm on an X-Men blackout. It *can* be done even if you do spend a lot of time online.

You had better hurry! They’re seasonal, and I believe the signs say that they end for this year on the 10th. That’s, what, Tuesday?

Of course! That's the whole point of the water balloon analogy.

It’s a waste of perfectly good dirt that could be used to grow things. How about used kitty litter? I can supply probably ten gallons a month, tied up in small bags. I'm envisioning a much more disgusting version of water ballons, although odor control would be an issue to be addressed in advance. Everyone who wants

Yup, different makeup, different eyebrows, more subdued smile. Also a different part in her hair. And look at the shadows under her chin. Different angles, too. Teeny tiny changes make a bizarre amount of difference.

Oh, I was a bit intoxicated last night and forgot to mention the part where I definitely do not restrict bread! Or rice, pasta, potatoes, or popcorn. Or probably a few more things I can't remember at the moment. I actually eat *way* too many carbs.

I need to start getting better about cooking, but I get so annoyed while grocery shopping that I decide I’m not going to buy things for actual meals and cook stuff after all. I’ll make a list, and then I’ll get halfway through shopping and decide I don’t want to finish it after all because it’s just a frustrating

This cheese bread story almost makes me want to cut carbs down to one day a week just to make them taste *amazing* on the rare occasions I have it. Almost.

I second the ColourPop suggestion. They’re owned by the same parent company, and the two lines seem to have very, very similar shades. Off the top of my head, I would say that Cozy looks close. (I almost said Succulent, but I keep forgetting that I had *planned* on getting that one but didn’t actually follow through,

Cream rinse! That’s a phrase I haven’t heard in years! For some reason, my mind immediately pulls up Faberge Organics when I think of this stuff. I remember that was my absolute favorite shampoo, but my mom didn’t like to buy it very often, so I COULD NOT WAIT to be an adult so I could pick out my own shampoo. So of

Thank you! And I’m not sure whether to say you’re welcome or I’m sorry about Shiro! Indie loose eyeshadow has a bit of a learning curve, and then you will suddenly find yourself buying twenty shadows and three lipsticks a month. I have literally hundreds of shadows from I don't know how many companies, and in many

And, *man*, his life for fucked up just for wearing that button.

There are a lot of things in my 20s that I look back on and wonder how I didn't die, but I'm always glad I did them.