My money is on this being an unholy union between Spring Breakers and 30 Minutes or Less, a movie a friend absolutely *loved* until I told her that it was based on a true story, except the real-life pizza guy actually died. Then she was horrified that the movie even existed.

Tip: You can get free Hulu legitimately with Bing searches. It sucks that it’s the Evil Empire, but there are all sorts of data trackers on everything nowadays anyway, so I go all keysmash on my cell phone and work computer, and I rack up enough points in under a month every single month.

They make something with a glide-y coating in the US, too. I hate those things. TMI: Because of that coating, I’ve been known to SNEEZE OUT on heavy days. I think they’re called Silk Comfort. Give me the OB classics!

Oh, have we not discussed the fact that I am lazy as hell? It would sit unfinished with everything else I’ve started and abandoned. I have no ethical or moral qualms about it. I have but-that-sounds-like-work issues.

I am a horrible person and am thinking about getting back into fanfic writing solely to write Oz fic in which he is the cellmate of someone evil. There would be no rape or even consensual sex (because I do not want to have to think about him having sex with anyone for any reason), and no physical violence (because…

My sympathies on the esophagitis. I’ve had oral surgeries twice in the past two years (fingers crossed I don’t have to do that a third time) that have meant all I can eat was mushy stuff like yogurt, soup with no chunks, polenta, pudding, and ice cream with no chunks for far too long. No chewing, after all. It took me…

I have a Scion xA, and I love that little thing! It helps that I bought it because it is a fantastic car for city driving. It’s not a powerful car, but my driving needs are pretty much just something with good gas mileage (because I resent having to take time to stop at the gas station. I also resent having to take…

All of his tantrums tell me one thing for sure: He is actually in charge of his own Twitter account.

I’m pretty sure they’re reusing old excuses now. I could have sworn he’s “broken up” with “girlfriends” - plural - specifically because they “couldn’t get along with his mother” before.

When my grandmother died after a six-month bout with pancreatic cancer (aka that shit hits hard and fast with pretty much zero chance at survival), I got the call about in the middle of work (at a film festival, where I had to deal with filmgoers all day), and I had a five-minute crying break under the sink in the…

TIL WTF Carol Burnett had not won the SAG Lifetime Achievement award until now? How can that have even been possible?

Yup. I could swear the gossip was happening about halfway through her first season, which would be... Three years? Four?

Yes! Or, really, *any* arts program, performing or otherwise. And, unfortunately, given how many school arts programs have been gutted, you wouldn’t have to look far to find one. (One of my favorite acts of trolling was when Drake donated a bunch of money to a Philly high school for a recording studio, in large part…

Not only were they married a long time, the will is over a decade old. Given the way he went about giving us Blackstar, I find it impossible to believe this wasn’t something that was throughly discussed by all parties involved. This is quite frankly one of the most logical estate divisions I’ve ever seen, although I…

When she died, my mom left something (a family heirloom sort of situation, not a ton of money, but it was still important to her that she do this) to me that I am to give to my nephew “after he’s been married a few years.” I have a funny feeling that may very well never happen, but that just goes to show what kinds of…

Pretty sure he would have to wait, too, if it wasn’t for the fact that he’s coming up on 45 this year. Where I come from, he’s old enough to be his sister’s *grandfather*. I don’t see that this has anything to do with the fact that she’s the daughter.

I’m personally hoping he just turns around and uses it for work. I have zero interest in video game movies, and I'm fully on board with Warcraft solely because he's directing it.

Okay, poor phrasing on that last sentence. But, again, she’s past her breaking point. Past rational thought. She’s trying to find some way to make this shit stop. Here would be my line of thought if I were to do something like this: I don’t want to see these UNSOLICITED pictures. Period. These guys won’t stop. So if…

I read this as the action of a woman who has been pushed to the breaking point. All bets are off after that. I would personally be tempted to go even further and post them publicly with identifying information. *She* doesn’t want these photos, either. Why should she be obligated to protect these dicks? (Word carefully…

My mom was always *super* pissed when they showed this on tv because of how much editing they have to do to this song! She was horrified that it basically turned into “Go, Greased Lightning” over and over. Her oldest sister gave the soundtrack to me — me, not Mom — for Christmas the year it came out. I turned seven…