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eyelinerismypatronus

Same here. I’ve never been able to meet people easily, and I moved to a new city SEVEN YEARS AGO and have yet to make a friend here. *And* I more or less lost touch with my friends in my old city, so I don’t even really have those friends anymore. I seem to do well at making online friends (at least if a forum is

Thank you! I could picture her and hear her voice, but her name was a complete blank.

There was once a standup comic in the ‘90s (can’t remember her name, and I'm not even positive I got the decade right) who explained what “ma’am” really means in the context of most customer service interactions: Bitch. Ever since I heard that routine, I’ve never been able to forget it and automatically make the

A good point? No. She is flat-out wrong. At one point, she says that Will and Jada don’t do anything related to anything of any social importance. What about her testimony in front of Congress about human trafficking? Her work on Black Girls Rock? Their support - financial and otherwise - to Black Lives Matter? Their

Did I forget to mention the fact that he apparently proposed to the girlfriend with a ring that looked almost exactly like the one he gave to his wife? (I think he’s since moved on to another girlfriend/fiancée, as if that makes any of this less creepy.)

This totally reminds me of the time the bassist (at least I think he was the bassist) for My Chemical Romance left his wife and was dating a nineteen-year-old groupie who USED TO COSPLAY HIS WIFE. Like before they met, she would dress up like his actual wife, not just pretend she was married to him.

Wait, what? When was the drinking age lowered to 18? The last time I checked, it was 19. (And, yes, this indeed my main question here.)