Look, we all know his career is doomed with the Jets, Bills, Redskins or some other garbage team that will run him into the ground. Let his hope shine for at least another two years before it’s crushed under the weight of Dan Snyder.

Too bad, I liked the book a lot. I don’t remember if there were any plot holes like the ones described in the review but it did a lot to explain how they survived and why the woman was distanced from her kids. I’ll still probably check it out, it will be better than spending more time with in-laws.

This is some fucked up logic. The money comes from the FUTURE public so the PRESENT public isn’t paying for it.

The line judges were screwing up the ball placement all night. Also see: Gronk’s clear not-first-down which was eventually overturned.

I actually think Tom when Gregggggg on this one. You are the anti-Gregggggg (enough G’s?).

I started to listen to make my liberal boi self feel better about everything. But after listening a few times I realized it was really... bro-y? They talked about nothing substantive and just kinda relied on the fact that they worked for Obama and that was their clout. I enjoy political podcasts a lot but this is…

This is some sick joke right?

“This is why we play!”
*hoist a star and sickle*
*team goes wild*

Same. I’m a grown man and those things are comfortable. If women can strut around in god damn sweat pants or leggings, then I can wear some soft fabric on my legs when I sleep.

He would definitely still be the Ace Ventura reboot.

Damn...

Nixon was kind of a crappy candidate compared to some of the other progressive races around the country so I wouldn’t be too discouraged. 

In regards to kissing please be careful what you ask for:

I couldn’t be angry after the Superbowl because people from Phili need something look forward as they walk out their door. What else is there?! Also I’m surprised Drew didn’t mention their disgusting cheese steaks. 

I feel you. If you are driving and you pass a truck with a huge Pats logo on the back windshield you know that it’s a fat white racist dip-shit. If you see someone walking down the street in a Pats jersey on Tuesday, you KNOW that person is absolutely insane.

I see Goodell lurking behind every deflated football...

As a shithead Pats fan I thank the Falcons for giving me enough emotional juice to make it through a superbowl loss the following year. Really nice of them.

Didn’t you know that misunderstandings don’t happen and rape happens on 100% of dates?

I always forget the Titans exist. Thank you for the reminder. 

According to The Wire, Baltimore County is where all the good teachers go.