“Hey, do you guys like retreads?”

I feel like the article doesn’t really address the underlying issue. Modern infrastructure is terrible and city and state governments have done very little to improve it beyond the occasional fix. At the same time, taxis have offered a terrible service and held a monopoly on the industry. Uber was the natural end…

I’m not sure if I can think of anything more stressful than flying with my dog to another country. Why would someone put themselves or their pet through that ordeal? 

I leave a tube of tooth paste in my carry on and 12 TSA agents strip search me while several large men with guns watch but these people are just brawling in front of hundreds of people and there are no cops???

Yea that was it. I guess it wasn’t a definitive “We won’t do this” policy but more of an open question. I honestly never thought much about mugshots until I read that.

Just curious, didn’t Deadspin (Gawker or whatever) have a policy against using mug shots in their blog posts? 

When my puppy bites me I press on his tongue till he stops. It works for a small domestic dog it will probably work for a huge fucking wild cat right?

Another rule: all teams that play in the Badlands are called the Browns. Hockey, base ball, whatever. They are the Browns. Browns vs. Browns. Fans are forced to wear brown at the stadium.

Cumin for life!

A can of whole tomatoes is 28oz and cost $1.20. You can turn them into pretty much whatever you want. Pizza sauce, tomato soup, pasta sauce, etc. They are stackable too!

What if she wasn’t really pregnant and the ball was full of cash and happiness?

Yes, I am being a contrarian for consuming media in a way that most people do now. YOU GOT ME

So I can’t comment on an article telling me not to do something by saying I will not do that? This guy is clearly from BIG DVD.

OK so the hipsters have come for DVDs now. Can anyone remember they last time they held a CD/DVD? No they can’t because it’s fucking stupid. If someone handed me a CD and said “Watch this!” I would throw it in the trash. We now have the ability to directly beam photons in the form of movies and TV shows anytime,…

I should make it more clear that I don’t think this is entirely useless when it comes to the things you mentioned. Just when it comes to gun control. I think young people SHOULD use every chance they get to effect change through collective action.

If dead kids won’t help move gun policy along I don’t think anyone is gonna care if they are walking out of school.

Ok someone post the picture of him kissing his daughter so we can get it over with.

Pyeongchang needs to get in line behind every other non-English word (and many English ones!) that Americans mispronounce.

The Browns?

I didn’t think you were serious about Schiano managing the defense but you’re fucking right. Jesus christ this just got so much worse.