Every team that loses a Super Bowl to the Patriots should be relegated to Canadian football until there are no NFL teams left except the Patriots and we can finally destroy the NFL for good. God damn these losers straight to hell.

Just to be clear, if there’s any sense of meta progression, isn’t it a rogue-lite? I thought rogue-like meant there was nothing specifically carried over from run to run but the player’s own knowledge or the chance that new items will appear in-world (see also: Enter the Gungeon). Lites are games that let you…

And this...

I’ll just leave this here....

In his defense, the officer was probably just on edge from being surrounded by so many giant, successful, black men.

You are wrong.  

They're just pigeons. 

I honestly don’t know what to think.

This is honestly the most profound evidence that God doesn't exist. Or at least any kind of benevolent one. 

God has turned their backs on us.

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

Unpopular opinion:

Yes.

I really want this to get a sequel.

Given this guy was with Chiefs at the time of the Belcher murder-suicide and with the Patriots at the time Kraft was committing crimes, maybe this fella is the real culprit.

It is sometimes hard to take Deadspins NFL concussion stories seriously when this site continually celebrates hockey fights.

One of my favorite punishments in Dante’s Inferno, is the circle of hell for fortune tellers, who are condemned to wander for eternity with their heads twisted backwards, as punishment for trying to see beyond their years.

And this is why I took her on my Jeopardy All-Stars fantasy team, along with <gets grayed forever>

In 2016, Bernie was really the only game in town, regarding his brand of politics. For 2020, it’s clear that there will be other options that are potentially less annoying, less problematic, and lack his baggage. So why stick with him?

It was kind of hilarious how clear it was that they had no counter punch to the Pat’s defense.