I thought the episode was outstanding except for that ending, but yeah, this felt like a script that badly needed an actual poor person looking over the writer's shoulder to say 'nope, nope nope nope.'

I think you're confused, if you were eight years old when Return of the King won that would mean ohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Finding Nemo was robbed.

I only just figured out that Lazy Susan is Jennifer Coolidge. I love Jennifer Coolidge! I'm sorry for not recognizing you, Jennifer Coolidge!

Yeah, 'Hot Ham and Cheese Night' put a tear in my eye too.

I choose to believe Danny Devito lives in a palatial ranch drinking mimosas all day and basically just so completely has his shit together that it would blow our minds.

James is probably James Brown, but it would be infinitely funnier if he meant James Taylor.

Puff?

It's tough to learn hard lessons about how bad your movie sucked when it made two billion dollars and got you hired to do a Star War.

If they're not willing to give him a second role, they need to make excuses for the 99 to keep meeting that Captain, straight up Knightboat style. Every week there's a canal!

In my experience, this is how he's described everywhere in America, if it comes up at all. A terrible, savage story of a dark figure who maybe had some slight streaks of good intentions. So let's get back to talking about those non-violent peaceniks, the Continental Army.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh man, your son's Moth Storyslam about his shit dad is going to win the night hands down.

She was popular with young girls which is the single most offensive, shameful thing you can do. And then people went around acting like she was a real artist for a little while afterwards! Even though young girls liked her! The nerve!

For all the jokes about how the Holocaust always wins, they didn't even nominate f'n Shoah. Dudes suck.

That first episode where Jake has a brief freak-out and misses their *entire childhood* just gets more and more terrifying as we get to know them as adults. That is some nightmarish, All Summer In A Day times infinity shit.

No, seriously, where is Ms. Hudson.

Pearl is super condescending, it's awesome.

Loved the 'clink'. Truly, their love is the best. Better than all the rest.

Give us some 'where are they now' action, too. Find out where Happy Mother's Day, I Can't Read took their sound over the years.